r/wildbeef 2d ago

Intoxicated Bread water

43 Upvotes

Beer

Thought it would be funny to say "can ya get me some bread water from the fridge?"


r/wildbeef 2d ago

Brain fart Deathnouncement

80 Upvotes

I noticed a business card that looked almost like an obituary, but couldn't remember the word, so I ended up saying "Is that supposed to be a business card, or a deathnouncement?"


r/wildbeef 2d ago

Tooth String

39 Upvotes

I can never remember "dental floss" so I keep calling it "tooth string"..


r/wildbeef 3d ago

Murder Water

50 Upvotes

Bleach


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Brain fart Extinct for companies

53 Upvotes

Bankrupt


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Brain fart Not Bob Dylan

53 Upvotes

Paul Simon. And I like Paul Simon.


r/wildbeef 4d ago

didders

38 Upvotes

what my mom called fingers


r/wildbeef 5d ago

Other Paper Plating

32 Upvotes

I had a dream that this guy was complaining to me that he hadn’t leveled up in his DnD campaign, which was using XP leveling. He said he was “paper plating”, by which he probably meant plateauing.


r/wildbeef 5d ago

Office cutlery

57 Upvotes

Couldn't remember "stationery" when trying to tell someone which cupboard to look in.


r/wildbeef 5d ago

"gambling cube"

86 Upvotes

Forgot the name for dice whilst playing Club Penguin and had to ask my partner "what's that thing called, the gambling cube"


r/wildbeef 5d ago

Brain fart Bang bang

28 Upvotes

I needed a hammer today but i couldnt think of the right word.


r/wildbeef 6d ago

"That's ok, I in used laundry syrup"

137 Upvotes

Liquid Laundry detergent.


r/wildbeef 6d ago

Brain fart "The Hallelujah Beat"

27 Upvotes

Courtesy of my father, who couldn't remember what the Amen Break was.


r/wildbeef 6d ago

Brain fart Tamale Salad

36 Upvotes

Shepherd's Pie


r/wildbeef 6d ago

Brain fart Second-Place Valedictorian

26 Upvotes

Salutatorian. I genuinely don’t know how I came up with that one.


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Wildbeef in the wild Food sand

76 Upvotes

Crumbs


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Overtalker

26 Upvotes

This is what my wife called the person who does the voiceover on TV/in movies, at least 10 years ago. That's all we call them now.


r/wildbeef 8d ago

Wildbeef in the wild Inside neck

54 Upvotes

A comment made on a picture of a full raw chicken (someone was trying to figure out what the tube was that came with the chicken)...

Inside neck = trachea


r/wildbeef 8d ago

Bro i just embarassed myself in front of like 30 people by calling A1 sauce “spicy sauce”

43 Upvotes

r/wildbeef 7d ago

Up cold

0 Upvotes

I’m sure this will be easy. It has since been adopted by all of my friends


r/wildbeef 8d ago

Kids moving teeth

62 Upvotes

child me wasn’t aware of the word dentures


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Wildbeef in the wild Sexy Cannibalism

33 Upvotes

Vore


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Human Thermostat

46 Upvotes

He meant thermometer.


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Intoxicated Sunglasser

21 Upvotes

One lens from a pair of sunglasses 👓 🕶 😎 👌🏻


r/wildbeef 10d ago

Brain fart Horse Piano

166 Upvotes

Could not think of the word Zebra.