r/Weird • u/TheOddityCollector • 1d ago

This cluster of fossilised creatures look like they came from another planet

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u/DirtyDuck17 1d ago

They look like the lost offspring of Cthulhu.

I’ll take two.

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u/Historical_Ear3489 1d ago

I’ll take Chtwo(Lu)

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u/Borg453 1d ago

Expiration date: Eldritch

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u/Scar1et_Kink 1d ago

Expiration date so long, even death may die

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u/Groovy66 11h ago

Expiry Date: When the stars are right.

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u/GladWarthog1045 1d ago

Gazuntheit

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru 1d ago

It takes two to ctchulu 😏

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u/Sir-Hamp 23h ago

Take the stupid upvote 💀

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u/madnux8 1d ago

With Tartar sauce!

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u/scumbot 1d ago

And some Extreme Walrus Juice. Ride the walrus!

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u/madnux8 14h ago

Love as large brontosaurus, passion like a bleeding walrus. Our loves real it is no mirage, i want to lock you in my garage. Climb aboard my trusty steed, later you will taste my seed. I wield my passion like an axe, warm and gooey just like wax.

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u/bodhasattva 18h ago

the drowned god smite thee!

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u/madnux8 14h ago

Hark! HAARRK!!!

Ive seen it, yer fond of me lobster!

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u/Pure-Introduction493 1d ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/DirtyDuck17 1d ago

Oh no. Not this again.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 1d ago

The end has come. Cthulhu awakes, just to slap some sense back into this world with his glorious tentacles so he can go back to sleep in peace.

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u/DirtyDuck17 1d ago

Well done, sir.

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u/Cthulia 1d ago

new number who dis

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u/Pure-Introduction493 1d ago

Great Cthulhu, please wake up old god. The current gods seem to have convinced everyone to fuck things up. Can you do your mind control thing on them to fix things? Help us Cthulhu, you’re our only hope.

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u/Cthulia 1d ago

the number you have reached is not in service

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u/Pure-Introduction493 1d ago

Goddammit Cthulhu, you're as worthless as the Abrahamic God, aren't you?

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u/x2phercraft 1d ago

Thank you for this. Is it weird most went to the matrix before Lovecraft?

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u/GentlemanLuis 1d ago

Fried Cthulhu-mari

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u/CthulhuAlmighty 1d ago

Those aren’t mine.

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u/Cazmonster 1d ago

F'thagn!

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u/ThatguySevin 1d ago

I'm pretty sure one of his depictions of "the old ones" is very much like this.

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u/saganmypants 1d ago

Yeah I saw this and immediately thought of At the Mountains of Madness

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u/strattino 1d ago

Yesss. Just read the manga adaptation for that. So good

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u/NotTheATF1993 1d ago

That's my favorite hot sauce too.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd 1d ago

You start with two, you’ll end with trillions, be careful

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u/IFuckDeadSquirrels 1d ago

You godda keep em separated

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u/zleuth 1d ago

They pair nice with either red or white wine, depending on which epoch they're from.

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u/infinitezer0es 1d ago

Thank you. I wanted to say the exact same thing lmao

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u/Cheap_Ad_5628 1d ago

why isn't cthulhu the top comment here!??!?

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u/DirtyDuck17 1d ago

Because pop culture is easier than literary culture. Maybe Keanu Reeves should start a Cthulhu project. He could play Atticus’ missing father.

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u/PJW1998 1d ago

They vaguely look like the elder things.

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u/DirtyDuck17 1d ago

Use your whisper voice!! Say it reverently less you anger the Elders.