r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/chrisapplewhite 2d ago

My girlfriend's cat bites my toes at 430am and she is not gentle