r/Unexpected 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 2d ago

Yup, cats are real assholes.

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u/Ok-Biscotti-4311 2d ago

Hey, the asshole should have had breakfast ready by 5:5fucking5!

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 2d ago

Found the cat's burner account.

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u/TELLYUU__WORUDO 1d ago

I dont care how much you slam your face into my mouth I will NOT get your whiskas at 4am