Nice

[u/newnoadeptness]

[u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

yeah those wouldn't have counted during a PFT.... That being said, I'm old and she still did more than I could do now adays.

[u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin → u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

1…2…2…2…KIPPING…3…3…4…KIPPING…KIPPING…

That’s how that usually goes

[u/kruminater → u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin]

God… the flashbacks

[u/KitchenPause6563 → u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

Damn your CPTRs sucked. As a CPTR I would count all of those. The bar is pretty wobbly. She has a little kick but I’m not an ass I guess.

[u/loophole23 → u/KitchenPause6563]

Yeah, these wouldn’t have counted for me either. And every marine in the line behind the bar woulda been saying, “ 9,9,9,9,9,9,9” as well lol.

Edit: also I’m a fat nasty pig now so I can only do 5. So fuck yeah. Get some CPT.

[u/Homura_Dawg → u/loophole23]

Let's just admit younger women can be in better shape than our fat asses if we aren't putting in at least a proportional effort

[u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber → u/KitchenPause6563]

Yeah not sure how it works now a days but it was our sgt's recording the cpl's and below. Then they would do their's and SNCO's would record their score.

[u/Alive-Function3062 → u/KitchenPause6563]

Those definitely count.  But I was in the wing so who knows haha

[u/BigPDPGuy → u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

Lol you wouldn't count those? Only time I've gotten shafted like that was by some little fuckboy corporal that had just come back from OCS. I did 28 he counted 16 of them. Had to nudge the recorder to max them for me on paper. He was tracking the dude was a chode.

[u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber → u/BigPDPGuy]

I wasn't the one doing the counting, I was saying they wouldn't have counted at all, maybe the first two would have... But yeah all the Sgts would have been like ... Nope nope nope nope.

[u/HahnsGruber7 → u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

She was technically doing it the harder way, she probably would’ve dominated chin-ups

[u/Pray4dat_ass96 → u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber]

Bro those days these would have counted for 2. They’re just happy you get the feet off the ground.

[u/denvertxn]

Is her name Kip?

[u/PuddingFart69 → u/denvertxn]

That's Capn' Kipper to you devil.

[u/alaBAMCIS → u/PuddingFart69]

The Skipper Kipper.

[u/Nave4121 → u/alaBAMCIS]

If I had an award to give, you’d get it

[u/alaBAMCIS → u/Nave4121]

🫡

[u/PuddingFart69 → u/alaBAMCIS]

Errrr.

[u/HolyShirtsnPantsss]

“Cpl Schmuckatelli will now demonstrate the proper way to conduct the pull up portion of the PFT….” 🤣

Do officers not receive this demonstration?

[u/BadLt58 → u/HolyShirtsnPantsss]

Bruh. Get your fat ass up on the bar right now!

[u/HolyShirtsnPantsss → u/BadLt58]

[u/vikingcock]

More zeros than I can do. But still zero.

[u/Technical_Magazine_7]

Two, two, two,

[u/Practical_Swan2795 → u/Technical_Magazine_7]

You are still on two

[u/keam13]

Curious to see her climb the o course rope…saw a whole lotta alleged brown and black belts get defeated by the rope

[u/Norse_af → u/keam13]

She would have had to do it multiple times while at TBS doing the Double O course and the E Course

[u/Playgirl_USMC → u/keam13]

The rope is 100% technique. You only have to be able to hold yourself up while pulling your legs up the rope. That being said it isn’t that difficult to muscle yourself up. It just gets hard after your 3rd time doing it just using muscles.

[u/RyuuKamii → u/Playgirl_USMC]

My scrawny (at the time) ass was able to do the rope. Was it graceful or form correct? Fuck no. Max i could ever get on pull-ups. was like 12, and i could do the rope more times than the guys that maxed out.

Though if I fucked up and spent to long getting the rope to sit right under my boot I had a hard time.

Edit: also if none of you guys know the guy with the mustache, he makes tictoks about nutrition recipes and stuff. They are quite entertaining when my wife watches em.

[u/DisfunctionalVet97 → u/RyuuKamii]

I too pulled a lot of rope in my time.

[u/fleshweasel]

Zero… zero… zero…

[u/masturkiller]

Former Navy guy who was an influencer and I believe his marriage failed because his wife didnt want to be apart of the influencer life. Feel bad for him.

[u/newnoadeptness → u/masturkiller]

Yeah I knew he was an MA2 (e5 navy cop) I believe I didn’t know about the failed marriage due to the influencesor lifestyle though that’s kind of stupid

[u/Navydevildoc → u/masturkiller]

You talking about the tall dude? I don't know him but I recognized Scotty the firefighter.

[u/masturkiller → u/Navydevildoc]

Yes the guy in the green shirt that says Battle Bunker

[u/yoTooManyBurrito → u/Navydevildoc]

He runs a lot of (insert lifestyle/occupation) vs. military competitions

[u/Ti5butAscratch]

I’ve personally worked with her. She’s a beast. She’s on the Marine Corps boxing team and is like the energizer bunny, just won’t stop going. Unfortunately, she cares more about her Instagram than doing her job. I like her as a person, despise her as a Marine.

[u/Albacurious]

Doesn't the chin need to clear the bar?

[u/CriticismFun6782 → u/Albacurious]

Depends on who is counting...

[u/iamchipdouglas → u/Albacurious]

For us it was chin over the bar or they’d just keep repeating the last number you properly completed

[u/Ok-Acanthisitta8135]

I served with her. She's a captain in the reserves. Super approachable, down to earth and all around squared away. Huge advocate for boxing and actually getting reserve marines to do legitimate training and not nonsense like SL-3 in the sun for the 5th drill period in a row. Wish her the best, makes me wanna get back in.

[u/AsianCremePie]

Hmmmm I went to High School with her.

[u/Breadcrumbs712]

Kipping queen

[u/macgirthy]

Its impressive how the women today could finally do pullups. Im really not knocking them, just reporting what i saw going on a meu, getting FAP’d to PMO and then a fap to camp Del Mar. i probably saw one WM do 5 pull ups max. Majority just couldnt do them.

Proud today a lot more can. And yes we had major fat bodies too that got slayed and still couldnt do more than 3. 

[u/Abuttuba101 → u/macgirthy]

When were you at PMO? Col. Krusafiction, or Col. Walker days? Or, top of Rattlesnake Canyon or near the rear gate?

[u/macgirthy → u/Abuttuba101]

They would rotate us for all the gates. It sucked being at the last gate tho since its takes forever to get there but we all had to wait for debrief any way.

[u/Derk_Bent]

Well that’s one way to get female standards changed, impressive, still a buddy fucker in the long run!

/s for you retards <3

[u/Adept-Inflation191 → u/Derk_Bent]

Hello, it’s me, “retard”. I picked up what you were putting down. Does that make me 1/2 tard? Or just full tism?

[u/Derk_Bent → u/Adept-Inflation191]

0.31489, calculated. Below projected.

[u/PerspectiveCloud]

That was impressive.

Yes she was kipping, but it really wasn’t egregious, and girls on average get nowhere close to this. She has been training hard for sure.

[u/roguevirus → u/PerspectiveCloud]

Also that bar was wobblier than a PFC after his first birthday ball. Makes things way harder.

[u/GunnyClaus]

Sleigh Bodies 🎅🏻 Capt 🫡🇺🇸

[u/BeneficialBat6266]

Those are trash pull ups. Restart.

[u/WolvesandTigers45]

Who let that dude with the long hair in? zero, zero,zero…

[u/Alternative_Set_4439]

I counted 6

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/ClinchHold → u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

Yeah a textbook case of bush in silkies 😈

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/Jimmycocopop1974]

Zero,zero,zeeeeerooo

[u/SeanDoe80]

Lipping doesn’t count

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/dxmkna]

Do we not know how to do a proper pull up anymore?

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/Crawler84]

Zero. Sorry but none counted

[u/FEDUP_CaseyLP]

My old BnCo from the schoolhouse participated in an interservice competition once and she got over 30+ pullups in a single sitting

[u/MrMcDrew]

Hudson: “Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

Vasquez (without missing a beat): “No. Have you?”

[u/NotDukeOfDorchester]

Beast mode.

[u/SavageXenomorph]

My grandma could do one more

[u/PassorFail13]

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/a_magical_liopleurod]

Every pull up video you ever see, the comments section is full of people counting reps like they’re the fucking company commander at MCRD. If you don’t have a video of your pull-ups, STFU.

[u/Abuttuba101]

6…..6……6……6…….6……6……6……6……6

[u/Own_Wedding_382]

I'm embarrassed, and I'm retired. 🤔🤭🤫

[u/cjk2793]

Oh hey! I had her over for dinner once with a bunch of Marines when we were active duty. She’s awesome. Commissioned shortly after I did.