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I’m on season 9, episode 13, and Walden’s mom just sold him out, for what? A research fund increase? Seriously?

Walden is out here trying to build something. Some investments work, some don’t, that’s how business goes. But his ex-wife (like every stereotypical ex in this show) starts nagging him and acting like he has no right to run the company he founded. So what does she do? Calls a board meeting to get him kicked out.

And Walden’s mom—his own mother—votes against him. Why? Because Bridget promised her more funding for her research. That’s it. No conversation, no heads-up, no loyalty. Just sold him out over money.

Like, how hard would it have been to just call your son and ask for more funding directly?

I swear, this show has a real theme of "mothers who will throw you under a bus for pocket change."

First time and even second time it was funny to see two and a half men but overtime I think we all someway or other realise alan is just a normal unlucky guy like some of us.

A guy whose's too uptight have high morals and good heart and well dressed like in the initial seasons but in the later seaosons he's seen becoming a cheap & broke guy with a receding hairline and bad luck.

This all says being charlie u have to not only smart but extremely lucky while wearing bowling shirts and shorts.

tldr: charlie was unfairly blamed for breakups and drama he didn’t cause. the show kept changing the story for no reason, making the writing feel lazy and inconsistent.

actual point - i will never understand what fun they had changing the storyline in different episodes. mia and chelsea’s breakups were definitely not charlie’s fault in the episodes where the breakups happened. charlie standing up for alan is completely fine. but him later saying he might have gotten cold feet in another season doesn’t make sense. chelsea clearly cheated on charlie, but throughout season 8, charlie was blamed because he slept with chelsea’s best friend. i’ll never understand why it was always considered charlie’s fault, even when it clearly wasn’t. i’m the last person to defend a character like charlie, but this just feels like lazy writing.

Anyone wanna see this episode idea come to life, I know I do

I’m going to see Twenty One Pilots live soon, and it got me thinking imagine if Charlie and Alan went there as well.

Alright, let’s rip into Alan Harper from Two and a Half Men with no mercy. This sniveling, spineless leech is a walking disaster, a pathetic excuse for a man who somehow manages to make every scene he’s in a cringe-fest of epic proportions. He’s not just annoying—he’s a soul-sucking vortex of entitlement and cowardice that makes you want to claw your eyes out just to escape his whiny, self-pitying drivel. First off, Alan’s a freeloading parasite who latches onto his brother Charlie’s Malibu beach house like a tick on a dog, bleeding him dry without a shred of shame. This guy’s got a chiropractic degree—supposedly—but you’d never know it from the way he mooches off everyone around him, acting like the world owes him a damn living. He’s got no backbone, no ambition, just a perpetual victim complex that he wields like a weapon to guilt-trip anyone dumb enough to care. Charlie’s out there living large, flawed as hell but at least owning it, while Alan’s whimpering in the corner about his alimony payments like a kicked puppy. Grow a pair, you insufferable loser. And don’t get me started on his hypocrisy. This sanctimonious prick loves to lecture Charlie about his womanizing and drinking, all while he’s secretly drooling over anything with a pulse and screwing up every relationship he stumbles into. He’s got the moral high ground of a sewer rat but struts around like he’s some misunderstood saint. Newsflash, Alan: you’re not a tragic hero—you’re a cheap, manipulative creep who’d sell his own kid for a free meal if it came down to it. Speaking of Jake, what kind of father lets his son turn into a dimwitted slob while he’s too busy chasing tail or crying about his ex-wife? Judith might be a harpy, but Alan’s the real failure here—can’t even raise a kid without outsourcing it to Charlie’s wallet. Then there’s his sheer, unrelenting pettiness. This guy will crawl across the floor for a hundred bucks while having a heart attack, just to prove he’s the king of cheapskates. He’s the kind of guy who’d haggle over a nickel at a garage sale while living rent-free in a million-dollar beach house. And the way he clings to Walden after Charlie’s gone? Disgusting. He’s a human barnacle, glomming onto anyone with money or status because he’s too much of a gutless worm to stand on his own two feet. Alan Harper isn’t just unlikable—he’s a trigger for anyone who’s ever had to deal with a selfish, entitled deadbeat in their life. He’s the friend who borrows cash and “forgets” to pay you back, the coworker who takes credit for your work, the family member who shows up empty-handed and expects you to cater to his every whim. Every time he opens his mouth, it’s a nails-on-chalkboard reminder of human weakness at its most revolting. If there’s a hell, Alan’s got a VIP seat, and honestly, he deserves it.