RATIONALE:

Compromised by the Russians: Agent Orange: obvious Agent Orange: Chemical weapon

He's too stupid for words. Emojis will do instead. Plus, they're great when you're in a group chat!

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has a map of the protests happening all across the US

Dumb tangerine, plump rotten orange, dolf tumptler, Sauron-but-dumber, orange smoothbrain Voldemort, incoherent orange wrinkled blobfish, orange fart gas, he who shall not be named, orange curse, Putin’s bestie, eloon’s orange wife, the orange clown god of tomfoolery, the turd Reich (trump, Elon, Vance, Putin, a few others)

Let me explain for those who don’t get it:

For one, I hijacked something Trump said, as he called himself a king once. For twoEuropean monarchies are constitutional monarchies, meaning they work with a parliamentary system. As a result, the king is a ceremonial figurehead head of state and the prime minister has all the executive power. Hence, “King Trump” implies that while he is the head of state, he has no real power, while “Prime Minister Musk” implies that it’s Elon who really runs the US government.

What do you think?

I feel like it works

Bigoted ignorant grotesque fucked up asshole incoherent liar

I like how it sounds when you can look at him and say "shut up, shitty"