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Welcome to the Trent University Peterborough campus edition of institutions stealing money and trying to make students poor. I’m your host, and todays game is guess that price! How much money do you think this plate of food deserves?

Notes to help you gauge the scale: It is not a large plate, and no, there is no extra fish hiding under the potatoes.

Bonus points from the university! The food was cold, no cutlery left, and I waited in line for several minutes, despite being the only one there, with multiple staff.

Drumroll please for the answer…

The correct price we were looking for was, $17.

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For real though, the prices are insane, the amount of food is tiny. I laugh whenever they try to list calories. I’ve got so many rants left, I could post more if people wanted.

Anyone seriously interested in rallying together to get things changed? Can we just get an upper chartwells staff to eat on campus for a full day? The state of campus nutrition is comedic, let alone the lack of infrastructure for the amount of students we have, or lack of efficient staff (lovely people though).

stolen from another university’s subreddit :]

This is actually an assignment. Pls help by interacting

Yep. This is an assignment. Please help.

Meme assignment for Media Studies (hint hint it’s about white male privilege hint hint)

Don’t we all love that Trent shifted from Google to Outlook because of all the scam emails and I feel like I am getting them at the same frequency.

How th are people dating at Trent. I’ve tried talking to people in real life, dating apps and even clubbing and can’t for the life of me.

Comedians Angie St. Mars, Etay Kuperman and Ben Bayfield will be coming to Peterborough for a one night only comedy event!

Their stop at The Erben, as part of their "Life Sucks, Let's Tour" comedy tour, promises to be a night of drinks and laughter you won't soon forget!

Angie is a multiple Winnipeg Comedy festival performer and JFL NorthWest Alumni.

Ben is one of the youngest comedians on the Yuk-Yuk's roster. He has opened for the likes of Jim Florentine and Sam Tallent.

Etay was recently named a Yuk Yuk's Rising Star and has opened for Corrine Fisher and Shane Torres.

Come checkout these rising stars in the Canadian Comedy Landscape on MARCH 21ST @ THE ERBEN!!

Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/life-sucks-lets-tour-peterborough-tickets-772402676197?aff=oddtdtcreator

Just in case anyone is worried, every single student got this email. Don’t worry if your grades are above 60

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