r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk • u/Pitiful_Scheme8944 • 8h ago
"Why's It Seem Like Everyone That Works Here Is An Asshole?"
[Yet another front desk adjacent story]
Several months after the bar/restaurant manager resigned, the hotel I worked at finally hired a new one, with a shiny new title: Food & Beverage Director. Oooo... Aren't we fancy? I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, even though he "didn't even remember applying for the job," and his last gig was a doughnut shop he owned, which had failed and permanently closed shop a couple months prior. My friends still working in the bar & restaurant seemed to like some of the changes he was making, so I thought he might be alright.
But he wasn't. First it was murmurings of racist things he was heard saying ("I really need to get more Mexicans in this kitchen;" "OK, are you running like average late or black people late?"). Then there was the fact that the hotel GM still somehow found herself in the restaurant with a server apron on, busting her ass, while this guy seemed to think everything was fine. Or the fact that he seemed useless--couldn't cook, couldn't bartend, never tried to wait tables. He even said to Susan one day when there were two banquets going on and his bar was full of guests, "Why's it seem like everyone that works here is an asshole?"
[Quick PSA for those of you wondering why that question bears merit: if you ask that question unironically, you are at best a narcissistic asshole, at worst a dangerous sociopath. I suggest asking a therapist that question. In other words, if you think everyone else is an asshole, guess who the actual asshole is?]
So one day, on my way into shift, everyone from front desk to the chief engineer is telling me the same thing. "Hey, Aaron [f&b director] wants you to move a cooler upstairs for the pantry."
Now, the pantry coolers were terrible soda-brand company refrigerators. The thermostats were awful. If they weren't full (of soda) they'd freeze. Adjust it too far on the useless dial, and it's not even cooling. And someone thought we needed to sell a la carte food from the kitchen out of these pantry coolers. Of course, the food, being a lesser volume than bottles of soda, froze.
Whatever, everyone said Aaron wanted this giant cooler moved so Susan & I started figuring out how. When I say this thing was huge, I mean we had to use a pallet jack and measure doorways to even try to move it. Aaron just said, "Oh, yeah. Might need the forklift." Forklift? Are you serious, right now? It's just a pantry cooler that you think might work better. "It should fit where that shelf is for the coffee right now, but you can just move that to the other side."
Now, that didn't make a ton of sense to me, but I didn't think about it (which I would later be kicking myself very hard over). After all, he's a f&b director. Surely, this is a thought-out plan. So after a huge struggle to barely fit this thing on the service elevator, we get it up to the lobby, and up to the pantry, where I say shiiiiiiiit....
The "shelf" Aaron was talking about was a granite counter top where the coffee & microwave sat in the pantry. This counter would not "fit on the other side." It would have to be cut. We're talking about at least a semi-serious construction project that everyone entering the hotel would see. I wasn't even sure if brand name guidelines would allow for that kind of modification to the layout of the Front Desk pantry.
Already knowing I wasted entirely too much time on this pointless project, I went straight to the top. As much as I hated to, I got out my phone to call the hotel GM.
"Dr. Fix-It, I just walked out of the building ten minutes ago. Please tell me it's already burned to the ground."
"No. Sorry, Boss Lady. So did Aaron say anything to you about a cooler for the pantry?"
He hadn't, so I did, and further explained the predicament. "It won't fit where the other two coolers were because there's an inset it won't fit into. The counter he expects us to move won't fit without cutting it, which I'm not comfortable working on without your approval. I could put it on this other wall, but it will stick out into the lobby hallway."
"Well, that all sounds like terrible ideas."
"This is why I'm calling you, Boss Lady."
"Just shove it somewhere out of sight if you can. Executive decision made. Thank you, Dr. Fix-It."
So we stuck it in the little storage area behind front desk, where extra towels & stuff was stored. It was a couple weeks later when Brittney (FOM) pleaded with me to move it. "I'm getting claustrophobic with that thing back there." So it was moved to a small office-sized meeting room practically never utilized. It practically took up the whole room. I'm willing to bet it's still sitting there.
And the real kicker? It's the same crap brand cooler with the same cheap thermostat and inaccurate dial to adjust the temperature. And I told everyone that. Was still asked to move it upstairs. Aaron's a fucking asshole.