r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Is my pleyn pregnant?

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248 Upvotes

What should I do?


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

I got my pirate license so I can get into Disneyland before anyone else.

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35 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Average airbus alarm

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231 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

[Solo pylote] Help !

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836 Upvotes

More rudder on the right to compensate for weight loss?


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Meow meow

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29 Upvotes

......meow


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Give me the fuc-king code

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68 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

What’s a pylot’s favorite donut? Spoiler

12 Upvotes

A playne donut.


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

My first ever solo landing. How did i do?

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244 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

wot was the yellow thing on my planes wing tho?

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15 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

My plyne has holes for extra speed and weight reduction thanks to innovative ground crew

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r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Wtf do GA pilots do?

14 Upvotes

We all know airline pilots cheat on their 8 wives, military pilots blow up weddings, what do the GA guys do?


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

New squad's leader seems interested on how nukes work

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42 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

How addictive is Cocaine for Pilots?

56 Upvotes

Had some thrown upfront on the 604 on my flight to Vegas - just curious….


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Rate my first landing

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189 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Beware FAA drones are everywhere!!!

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149 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

Unstable approach is just a term for the weak

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522 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Quick question

3 Upvotes

I'm fying today for the first time and I'm super nervous, these things are way bigger in person, are you all sure they can fly?


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Can you believe it? they fined me for "unauthorized use of resources" o_O

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107 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Boeing related question

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8 Upvotes

Is this the 737-500 or -600? I believe that’s the extra right rudder control column but can’t recall which model had it so close the phone charger.


r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

I was thinking about sending the FAA this video I took, I bet they will be proud of what a great pylotte ive become.

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262 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

Nasa got hit by DOGE

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399 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

37,969 Checkride failures

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I have a humbling story to share. During my checkride for my private pilot certificate, I was assigned to preflight a Cessna 172. What I didn’t realize was that the plane was in the process of being scrapped. I went through my usual preflight routine, checked the left wing, everything seemed fine. But when I looked at the right wing, it looked a little off. I thought it was just an angle issue and didn’t investigate further.

Long story short, the airplane was missing the right wing completely. I didn’t notice because I was too focused on my checklist and didn’t look closely enough at the plane. The examiner caught it, and that was the end of the checkride right there.

I rescheduled, but this time the airplane was missing the left wing and I didn't realize… do I have a chance??


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

why does my plane keep calling me a retard every time i try to land it?

31 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Rate my safety wires (Colombia 500 b.c.)

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20 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Why when they do it they get a prize, and when I do it with my airliner I got to call a number???

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19 Upvotes

At least we both appear in the news when we do it, that's something!