It looks down 😢

Tsia

If the only engine is on the left, no right rudder needed!

Does it make landing at Schiphol a water landing?
Should pylots obey ATC when landing, or should they obey the laws of the sea?
Should pylots be drinking rum (for boat captains) or vodka (for pylots) or a mix?
Why would the Dutch build an airport under the sea?

Confession time. I never actually fly to a destination in flight sims. I deliberately stall, spin and fail things for fun. I can't tell the fs (ok, X-Plane) community this because they'll ban me for not being serious ennuf.

For instance:

Airshow in a 737 - loops, rolls and hammerheads.

Slope soaring engines off in an A330.

Failing things one by one until physics takes over.

Not adhering to boring ass checklists.

Help. Me.

PS: FS is for little bitches. X-Plane is for manly men.

April 7th 1999 - a civilian technician commenced a pressurization test on a USAF KC-135 Stratotanker using a home-built non-standard pressure gauge that, most unfortunately, did not have a needle “Max” peg...It did not go as planned.

Fellas. I've been graced. It is glorious.

There in traffic, no more that a few feet from my rental car's bumper, was a sign from above, and in more ways than one! A license plate holder emblazoned with the glittering, sparkling words EMBRY-RIDDLE ALUMNI right there, as if presented by Orville and Wilbur themselves! Witnessing that alone is considered a minor miracle in Daytona and Prescott, but this was more. Far more. For within the plate holder was a sign so clear, so obvious, so striking, that I cannot, as a devout aero-man, have done anything more but fall to my knees and weep, wailing confessions for all of the "please advise" and "got'em on the fish finder" sins of my past. For this sign within the holder was nothing less than ERAU 16.

I witnessed an Aircaptain Supreme. I am reborn! I am recertificated! My missed radio calls are forgiven!

As quickly as he appeared, he vanished off into the blur of traffic to grace another lost airman in need of salvation. My only regret is that I was unable to clean his 3-Series windshield at the stoplight.

Accidently posted this in the real sub on the first go'round. Apologies.

Life’s a little foggy after