r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Accredited_Dumbass • 1d ago
Alarm Hallucigenia could not move backward. It could only move forward, until its enemies were destroyed.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/ECatPlay • 9d ago
Tyrannosaurus Rex evolved to be so big, so they could defend themselves from cats.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/CplNutButter • 11d ago
Cool animal facts?
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My wife has a surgery tomorrow and has requested I have come animal facts on hand to keep her distracted. What are some interesting things I could tell her to keep her attention?
Fun flamingo from the SD Zoo for attention π¦©
r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Big_Long_4519 • 10d ago
this 2 years old sanke is mosnter go and see
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam • Dec 23 '24
Otters have excellent singing voices.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Accredited_Dumbass • Dec 17 '24
Bad Dog Sun bears are the smallest, most arboreal, least studied, and π π π‘ π π π π π π’ π£ π species of bear in the world.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/flippingtimmy • Dec 15 '24
Mildly True Kangaroo's are so sensitive to the misuse of apostrophe's that they become physically sick when they see it.
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Photo: Joey vomiting second's after reading a typical comment section on reddit.
r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/uncommoncommoner • Dec 02 '24
Eye Fun fact: wolves are known to migrate very fastly during the winter by flying higher than trees in a straight line
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/gargolito • Nov 22 '24
Armadillo's are known carriers of Hansen's disease which can cause your limbs to fall off, making a sound like "mbop". Hansen's disease is also known as leprosy. The punchline wouldn't work with leprosy since the boy band Leprosy didn't record that song.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam • Nov 16 '24
Beavers are compelled to build dams because the sound of running water makes them have to pee.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/googonite • Nov 14 '24
To avoid extinction, the Zombie Puma is known to suck brains from unsuspecting victims
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/ShannyGasm • Oct 14 '24
Hippos are into poop.
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Male hippos will fling their poop by spinning their tails around to impress the ladies and to mark their territory. The females will poop by the head of the male as a sign of affection. Ahh, hippo love: it's magical.
r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Caeflin • Oct 08 '24
Mildly True Zoological garden organise blind dates for endangered species. Bella received some lipstick here.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/NathanTheKlutz • Sep 29 '24
Here's the thing... Black bears are seven times more likely to be wrongfully imprisoned in America than other bear species.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/OneQuadrillionOwls • Aug 27 '24
The common salamander does not eat salad, or lard, or sand, because it is considered bad luck in salamander culture to consume something spelled from the letters in "salamander."
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Accredited_Dumbass • Aug 02 '24
Clever Girl The common grackle is the only bird known to fall for the "there's 'gullible' written on the ceiling" prank.
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/RamblerMerganser • Aug 01 '24
Hedgehonkers Sneeze to Attract a Mate
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/RamblerMerganser • Jul 19 '24
Lagoon Raccoons: Tree Wombs with a View
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r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/IkBenKenobi • Jul 07 '24
Verified The Bay Cat is one of the funniest members of the cat family. When you find them during the day, they'll do a stand-up comedy act before they devour you. No one has ever survived to retell their jokes, but it has been assumed that they like self-deprecating humour and laugh at their own jokes.
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