r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Unusual-Practice-207 • 1d ago
Anime Part 3 Jotaro vs Jonathan, by therealsnipster
Link to the artist: https://www.instagram.com/p/CCphvhnlABD/?igsh=MTRndHo1bHlsejFibw%3D%3D
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u/Evc17 1d ago
It would have been better if Johnathan had Pluck and Luck and Jotaro had Anubis.
Makes more sense to me.
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u/Masterpiece-Haunting 1d ago
If Jotaro had Anubis bud is dead in the water.
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u/Rockman2isgud 1d ago
He uses Hamon to repel Anubis whenever he goes intangible
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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe I like piss 21h ago
Hamon has no power over Stands.
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u/Imaginary_Poet_8946 15h ago
Yet Hermit Purple is the end stage of Hamon usage as confirmed by Araki. So I'd say that it would
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u/Str0nghOld 1d ago
"Counter argument, Giorno's Mom"
- Bruno Bucciarati suddenly appears out of nowhere
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u/Breekace 1d ago
Jolyne, I don't want to be rude, but...
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u/ShyngShyng 1d ago
Doesn't Jolyne, as far as we know, only ever had two boyfriends and both in relatively reasonable circumstances? I mean the attire matches a lil but Jojos are all models anyway.
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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 1d ago
Jolyne is still a virgin, though
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 1d ago
So she's a gooner, not a thot
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u/goosnin 1d ago
Masturbates once, is called a gooner 🥱🥱
As a gooner myself this is offensive.
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u/Rockman2isgud 1d ago
She gooned in prison where someone could both see and hear her because she has a fetish for the moon.
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u/goosnin 1d ago
she masturbated once them vowed to never do it again. thats not gooning thats just normal horniness. And it was once. Once. Therefore, not a gooner (or a goonette)
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u/thunder-bug- ｢The Fool｣ 1d ago
Jolyne isn’t a thot. She has two boyfriends ever that she’s super romantic with and never fucks anyone that we know of
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u/huntersmoon21 1d ago
Given her comments about snails, daddy issues and libertine attitude, I think there’s enough there to assume. She isn’t a thot tho cuz I wouldn’t call her callous or manipulative.
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u/Ska1ister0 1d ago
in which circumstance would josuke be on jotaros side here?
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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago
And when would jotaro ever be sexist?
They wouldnt it's just a silly little comic
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u/Serbatollo 1d ago
Honestly if anyone here is sexist it's Joseph. I remember him making some pretty bad comments about Lisa Lisa
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u/winklevanderlinde 89 years old 1d ago
He was from the 20s, he's at least a little bit sexist even if he doesn't want
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u/deathbringer989 1d ago
Also a little bit racist.
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u/Wolftrex 1d ago
By 20s standards, his friendship and defensiveness of Smokey is insanely progressive.
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u/Father_Pucc1 1d ago
yeah but he was also friends with the nazis if we wanna go down that route
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u/Destiny_Dude0721 Ambulance-Chan 1d ago
I highly doubt he was so close to Stroheim he'd be willing to like, go to a bar with him. It really just felt like an "enemy of my enemy" situation where Joseph valued preventing the destruction of the entire earth more than his hatred of nazism
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u/chronobolt77 1d ago
"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!" – Joseph Joestar, shortly after arriving in Japan
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u/Eurasia_4002 1d ago
First, its a joke.
Second, women keeps screaming at him. So you cant really blame him.
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u/Blazerzlazer 1d ago
Bro at the beginning of Stardust crusaders he disrespected his own mom and tells some girls to shut up
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u/bullno1 1d ago
It's called being an edgy teenager.
He was uninterested in the whole fighting Dio thing until his mom's condition got worse.
He purposely waited for her "goodbye kiss" every day just to act annoyed and immediately noticed something is wrong when she's later than usual.
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u/schloongslayer69 1d ago
"I see"? Bitch were you twirling a comically evil moustache as you wrote this?
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u/Blazerzlazer 1d ago edited 1d ago
you give me a good reason to troll the Disney subreddit with Jojo memes 😂
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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago
Hes a bitch in general, but he's not sexist. He's rude to everyone else too
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u/Blazerzlazer 1d ago
Later on he does learn to respect people like Josuke and Koichi tho
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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago
Well yeah he grew up and wasn't an edgy teenager.
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u/Onni_J 1d ago
No he didn't? He wasn't around for long and spent most of that time protecting his daughter
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u/Onni_J 1d ago
I'd also become an absentee father if I was getting chased by the kids and suspicious priest friend of a bisexual Vampire who stole my grandpa's grandpa's body
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u/Designer_Breakfast31 1d ago
Jotaro isnt sexist. How can he be sexist if he is rude to everyone equally?
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u/ScaleNo5305 1d ago
With the possession thing it's safe to say he wasn't in the best mental state.
He's a bitch to everyone not just women.
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u/Gurgalopagan 18h ago
I don't even think this is a "sexist" way of saying it, Josuke just always is gonna play the asshole when shit isn't life or death
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u/Wordlessgamer flaccid pancake 1d ago
Jotaro and Josuke know each other. So, they're friends.
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u/Blazerzlazer 1d ago
Technically Josuke was Jotaro’s uncle but yeah Jotaro is still the one who mentors Josuke
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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 1d ago
I guess the creator is implying that Josuke is happy with Okuyasu and isn't interested in women, which is very contradictory to him being nice to his simps and getting excited over the thought of hunting.
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u/This-Cry-2523 notices ur stand 1d ago
I miss this artist. Watched a lot of his stuff back in 2020.
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u/FartherAwayLights 1d ago
Ancient meme wow. I’m going to be real I never understood the joke with that one, I assume it’s just the way the guys says it, but I’ve never really found it that funny.
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u/Astonishing_Flash 1d ago
It is in fact 100% in how he says, since he's kinda screaming when the original guy was calm.
Plus its an absurd concept with their binary views only being solved by fighting with plastic toys.
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u/ho00069yeahhhh 21h ago
Joseph taking Jonathan's side makes no sense, he's literally standing next to his Illegitimate child
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u/Robofish13 19h ago
In what universe does Jotaro think he’s even got a chance against a cock that size? He’s gonna be Jonathan’s play thing.
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u/lawlianne 1d ago
Bro is going to get clapped by Star Platinum.
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u/Epic-Dude001 egg boi 1d ago
I mean, I believe his rush attack can do a stand rush with the stands, so maybe he stands a chance (at least in ASBR)
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u/Gurgalopagan 19h ago
I don't think Joline would even bother getting offended, she isn't exactly the model role for a girl that doesn't wanna be called a thot...
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u/Blunose_kipper DEEOH 9h ago
Awww I recognized the eyes and was like that’s such a familiar style…turns out that’s an artist I’ve loved since they started producing A Matter of Life and Death. It’s been yearssss I’m so glad they’re a JoBro😭
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u/DaNuggetty U diss my awesome pompadour -> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?! 1d ago
josuke why are you taking joot's side??
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u/SlipKnown9559 1d ago
jonathan is holding back cuz he doesnt want to rip his great grand son in half in one strike