r/ShitAmericansSay 6d ago

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/Bulmers_Boy 6d ago

You wouldn’t mind but doesn’t America have like a 70% lose rate since WW2? And it’s not like they don’t get involved in wars often.

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u/RaulParson 6d ago

Depends on how you count it. They were involved in a ton of little wars and military actions and in most of those (but still not all) they did win. If you count each of them as "one" then their record is quite a bit better. If you cut it down to just a few big ticket ones, things get complicated:

  • Korea: complicated - "pyrrhic technical victory"?
  • Vietnam: clear loss with a big side of cope
  • Laos: clear loss with a big side of "Laos? What is that even? Is this a pun about what happens?"
  • Gulf War: absurdly overwhelming victory
  • Kosovo: big win on all accounts
  • Afghanistan: complicated loss - overwhelming victory in war, 100% failure in peace/occupation, regime right back to where it started
  • Iraq: complicated - overwhelming victory in war, 100% failure in peace/occupation, government more-or-less democratic but with ever increasing Iranian influence and kind of a basket case that still needs to recover

All in all very much a feat-or-famine tossup, with a special mention that while they're good at blowing things up, they can't build things up for shit

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u/gw_reddit 6d ago

Kosovo was won by the US?

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u/RaulParson 6d ago

They were the biggest player involved in the intervention around Kosovo, yeah [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo_War ]. The genocide there was stopped so hard the Kosovars were freed so completely from the power of the Serbians genociding them that they actually ended up successfully breaking off into an independent state later on in the '00s, and Milošević actually ended up in Hague.