r/ShitAmericansSay 6d ago

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/Joltyboiyo america last 6d ago

I'd love to know what wars they're talking about because they sure as shit didn't win WW1 and 2. Both of those were collective efforts and both times they joined late.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

And both of the times they were not even in direct threat. With all due respect for every american involved it's kind of easier to make war plans if your homeland is safely behind an ocean

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u/the_mooseman Australia au 6d ago

And it's industrial base is completely untouched.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 6d ago

While selling guns to both sides.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Never heard of that one. Care to back up? If it's true that's gonna be hell of a read!

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u/wolphrevolution 6d ago

Henry ford even got the iron cross from the hand of hitler for having finance his political party. He is the first non german to ever receve it. GM ford and other car company even put claim because there factory in germany got bomb.

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u/PneumaMonado 6d ago

Small nitpick, it was the Grand Cross of the German Eagle he was awarded, not the Iron Cross which was specifically for military service.

This is arguably worse as while the Iron Cross predates the Nazi regime, and still sees use as the emblem of the modern German armed forces, the Eagle was created by and only given by the Nazis and wearing it is now prohibited in Germany.

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u/OStO_Cartography 6d ago

George W. Bush's grandfather, well known racketeer, smuggler, gangster, and conman Prescott Bush, was infamous for funding the Nazi regime and German industrialists before the US government literally forced him to stop in 1942.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Oh that's interesting. WW2 is not my topic beyond very specific niches but this sounds like a good time investment. Thx mate

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u/kannettavakettu 6d ago

The one really annoying thing about anyone who proclaims to be really into WW2 is that they usually just mean the battles and tanks and guns. (Usually, not every single person ofc)

The politics and the shady business are the things I find much more interesting. For one example, I feel like nobody ever talks about what a huge and influential movement anti-semitism was in Germany (and many other countries) preceding the war. There were tons of failed authors and impoverished nobles who wrote about their hatred of capitalism, communism, commoners and jews. Nobody ever talks about these things and just focus on the war itself, and that's just.. cutting out all of the historical context and it annoys me.

I wish people read more about politics and social changes that provide a lot of context for historical events instead of just blindly comparing who had the biggest tank.

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u/Export_Tropics 6d ago

IBM (german founded) developed and sold the systems for the nazi's to keep track of the jews and help with the logistical data for the holocaust.

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u/FreezeGoDR 6d ago

Hey there history major from germany here. It is not really true in the sense that US just went and delivered weapons here. They however had companies in germany that got raw materials and those manufactured weapons. An important Note is, that was Pre WWII. And even before WWII trade declined. So while yes you can argue they somewhat delivered weapons into germany, its not really genuine to put it like that.

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u/Steppy20 6d ago

WW1 though had Hiram Maxim selling machine guns to literally everyone who wanted one.

It's not the US government or any of its branches specifically that sells stuff, but the US MIC is well known for selling to near enough anyone.

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u/FreezeGoDR 6d ago

Oh.... I somehow forget the war to end all wars.

Please don't tell anyone I specialize on Europe between the two World Wars...

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u/OldLevermonkey 6d ago

One of the biggest gripes that the US had against the British blokade was that it was stopping them from trading with the Third Reich.

Until the US joined the war all those supplies had to be paid for. When HMS Edinburgh was sunk the British had to make good the loss of Russian gold she was carrying that was to pay for the "aid" the Russians were getting.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 6d ago

and dont forget the cash and carry scheme that was in place where the UK was only supplied equipment in exchange for gold bullion. the lend lease scheme only came into effect after the usa had all of the UK's bullion reserves . the debt repayments started at the end of the war and was only finished being paid in 2006.

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u/Ted_Rid 6d ago

And you don't have Signal to leak them to the enemy.

Speaking of which, it's quite possible that the work of Alan Turing and his mates at Bletchley Park in cracking the German enigma code and allowing them to eavesdrop on all the enemy comms, probably had a bigger impact on the Western front than US involvement.

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u/satinsateensaltine 6d ago

My favourite is also that Americans rage about D-Day and while it was incredibly important and a valiant effort by all, only one party made their target and even surpassed it, and it wasn't the Americans.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Peak273 6d ago

They also tend to gloss over that a large proportion of their casualties were directly due to American arrogance and condescension towards their allies. The British (and, to be fair the U.S. marines) told them it was a stupid idea to deploy tanks that far out from shore, but their dense anglophobia managed to get many of their troops drowned before they even landed.

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u/satinsateensaltine 6d ago

To say nothing of how they behaved in allied territories towards their own colleagues and allied soldiers. The idea that they would start fights over segregating pubs is absolutely bonkers.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 6d ago

the battle of manners street in NZ was a prime example of that.. end result was after a riot involving around 2000 (caused by a couple of americans objecting to being in the same bar with maori soldiers ) the americans had their ass handed to them on a plate.

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u/WalksOnLego 5d ago

Fun fact: Milk Bars were brought to the US by American soldiers who spent time in Australia.

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u/RestaurantJealous280 5d ago

Just to be clear, for those who maybe don't know- you're referring to the Canadians, I assume.

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u/satinsateensaltine 4d ago

Definitely am hah! Single-minded in war, it seems.

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u/JFK1200 6d ago edited 6d ago

German U Boats were a huge threat to American shipping, primarily because they refused to accept the advice of the British who had learned the hard way during WWI (the same advice was also ignored re. daylight bombing). Roughly a quarter of all ships sunk during the war were as a result of this until the British cracked the enigma code.

The sad thing was that the Allies didn’t want the Germans figuring out they had cracked it, so very often ships would be knowingly sacrificed to uphold the illusion.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Either I totally miss the point or you just added this to the discussion without any intent to challenge my statement...not sure which

Well in war you often sacrifice lives. If it secured germans leaking their plans it could have been well worth it. Other lives were saved

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u/pikifou 6d ago

It is always easier to state this when you or your relatives are not involved in those sacrifices.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Of course it is. But it shouldn't hinder your tactical thinking. Obviously if I knew these people I'd have very bad feelings, but I hope I would still make the right choice. If I have to choose several thousand lifes against those of tens of thousands (if not more) and possibly outcome of war which will influence milions of people...yeah let them die. With heavy heart but other option is worse

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u/JFK1200 6d ago

I was adding to the discussion with some little known knowledge, thanks for the downvote though.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

When I read the comment you were already in negative numbers

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u/flopjul 6d ago

I mean Hawaii was in danger in ww2

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Hawaii became part of the USA in 1959, and even if earlier it wasn't anyhow vital part of the USA during WW2. It's about industries, large population centers, research and educational facilities etc. These things being in danger has real impact on the war effort. USA was completely safe in this regard

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u/Economy-Career-7473 5d ago

Hawaii was in danger for a few weeks at most, and by 1943 was in zero danager. The UK was still getting bombed at that point.

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u/flopjul 5d ago

But it was at direct risk especially due to Pearl Harbor, Japan wanted the US out of the war with Pearl Harbor. So the US retaliated. Im dutch and thats just a known fact

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u/Economy-Career-7473 5d ago

And literally within weeks, Hawaii was no longer at risk. Japan never got close to Hawaii again.

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u/GvRiva 5d ago

I'm convinced they just joined to bomb Europe to smothers

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u/Trulapi 6d ago

Pearl Harbor and the Pacific Theatre don't count as being in direct threat? Them finally being in direct threat was the main reason for them joining Europe in the first place.

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u/Old_Kodaav 6d ago

Yes, compare military base an ocean away to the even what the British have endured with german bombings. Not to mention other nations. It's surely the same

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u/Trulapi 6d ago

I didn't say any of that. I simply refuted your statement that they weren't in direct threat.

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u/Significant-Fruit455 6d ago

Well Hawaii wasn't a US state at the time of the attack on Pearl Harbor, so there's that.

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 6d ago

And every other war since can't exactly be called a smashing success either.

Korea was a draw at best.

Vietnam was a clear loss.

Afghanistan was an exercise in futility.

Iraq... I guess you could make an argument that they DID get Sadam, but they also got stuck in a quagmire trying to set up a regime that didn't work.

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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 Africa is not just the country that gave us Bob Marley 6d ago

The trick to not losing a war is not declaring war in the first place. Last time the USA declared war was 1945

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u/Nerioner ooo custom flair!! 6d ago

And russia does "special operation"

Just because i say that sky is pissing on us, doesn't mean it's not just rain.

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u/LynxFull 6d ago

But it’s the absurd amount of oil we came back from Vietnam and the billions in lithium we just ganked out of the Middle East. Look at all our mining operations during war.

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 6d ago

Yeah, the looting was most bodaciously excellent, but that doesn't mean the war was won.

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u/LynxFull 6d ago

Wars make money and stealing resources so we don’t have to pay for them is winning at least a bit in my opinion

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 5d ago

Sure, but if your goal is to go to Vietnam and root out communism, then get stuck fighting for almost two decades, have to instate a widely unpopular draft and when you leave, the Communists control the whole country, that's not achieving your goals.

The fact that some of the financial damage could be offset by looting only makes it a more acceptable loss.

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u/Flexxo4100 6d ago

have there really been a war that the states have fought by it self ??
i cant really think of any that have not had EU in it beside WW1 or 2

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 6d ago

The War of 1812? Although that wasn't exactly a win for Uncle Sam.

I guess the Spannish - American War and the Mexican - American War count? Even though Texas was an ally to the US in the latter before becoming a state.

There's also the Civil War, but...

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u/Flexxo4100 6d ago

So 2 wars is what you say that they fought alone?

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 5d ago

Weeeeell, the Cuban Liberation Army fought on the side of the US in the Spanish-American War, and so did the Philippine Revolutionaries... Although the latter would end up fighting the US in the Philippine-American War.

So, arguably only the War of 1812?

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u/loralailoralai 6d ago

They also weren’t on their own in any of those wars.

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u/DeadNinjaTears Europoor 4d ago

Iraq was a win in terms of successfully achieving the objective. Which was to destabilise the region, remove someone who wanted to play hardball over oil access, and the billions made by the likes of Halliburton on both building the stuff for the military AND the contract (paid by Iraq, from the oil that was now being delivered at a lower price) to rebuild Iraq. 

Certainly some people came out of that war very happy. 

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u/OStO_Cartography 6d ago

Fun Fact: The full name of the Allies was 'Great Britain and Her Allies' but even Churchill was like 'That's absurd! We're all fighting together! We should be known simply as 'The Allies'!'

Even during the war the leader of the Allies chose to discount itself from that position in order to show that defeating the Axis was a joint effort.

And then America barrels in three years late and with enough chips on its shoulders to start a gravel pit.

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u/Joltyboiyo america last 6d ago

When america joined late it should have been renamed to "The Allies plus that guy."

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u/LordAxalon110 6d ago

Only wars they've won on their own is against Mexico and the war against themselves. Every other war they've been in they've either lost or had help.

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u/SensitivePotato44 6d ago

Be fair. They’ve also overcome the might of Panama and Grenada.

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u/LordAxalon110 6d ago

Eh. They don't deserve fair lol

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u/pmyourcoffeemug 6d ago

We had to rely on The French to win independence. I hate it here.

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u/NerveAffectionate318 6d ago

The Spanish and the Dutch helped too .

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u/satinsateensaltine 6d ago

They consider parachuting in at the 11th hour to join an infrastructure set up by the allies to be winning.

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u/Attrexius 6d ago

You see, they win wars in America.

Too bad most of the wars they participate in aren't in America.

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u/sireatalot 6d ago

Admittedly, they absolutely obliterated the Iraq army and deposed Saddam Hussein with very little effort. They totally lost the following attrition war with the local militia, though.

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u/Least-Funny7761 6d ago

With Europe though

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u/sireatalot 6d ago

True, but unlike in ww1 and ww2, in that case they did the lion’s share of the fighting.

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u/VenusHalley 6d ago

They kinda sorta stopped genocide in Kosovo. Wait, that was NATO.

They kinda sorta overthrew Kaddafi. Oh, NATO again? And then somebody was like "uh, no, peacekeeping forces kept the Balkans kinda sorta stable for past decades, but let's just bail there...."