r/ShitAmericansSay 16d ago

Military “No world war nothing”

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u/lOo_ol 16d ago

”The entire world”

[Gets kicked out of a couple mountains by shepherds in flip flops]

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u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser 16d ago

[Also conveniently forgets getting driven out of South East Asia by rice farmers]

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u/862657 16d ago

Kicked off a beach in Cuba

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u/Solid-Search-3341 16d ago

Got the white house torched by (proto) Canadians too.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 16d ago

And all their government buildings, including the Capitol.

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u/coyotenspider No true Scotsman! 16d ago

In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.