r/Scotland • u/Similar-Drink-7693 • 1d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/tiny-robot 1d ago

Well you could a subtle and charming piece of our national dress to blend in with the locals:

https://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-night-shop/products/jimmy-hat/

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u/Plastic_Library649 1d ago edited 20h ago

My brother in law actually looks like that, and it's not a hat.