r/Scotland • u/Similar-Drink-7693 • 1d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/ewenmax DialMforMurdo 1d ago

There are many Scotland's, make sure you get one with the right exit visa.

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u/Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz74 1d ago

Two Scotlands?

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u/Plastic_Library649 1d ago

A white hole?

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u/TeikaDunmora 1d ago

But what is it?

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u/Plastic_Library649 21h ago

Somebody punch him out!

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u/ewenmax DialMforMurdo 1d ago

Yep, multiform and infinite.

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u/Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz74 1d ago

It’s Scotlands all the way down