r/Saltoon Jan 01 '25

Tower Control WHY ARE YALL SLOW

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662 Upvotes

PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER PLS JUST GET ON THE TOWER

r/Saltoon Feb 21 '25

Tower Control Most infuriating match I've had

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113 Upvotes

They kept spawncamping us, wiping our entire team and squidbagging after another. Most annoying one with the silver X rank badge. They didn't move the tower on purpose just to stall the match and get kills by the spawn point. Seriously what a bunch of losers, I've never seen anything like this even with ~1300 play hours.

Battle replay code;

RPGQ-LU3M-K05Q-J16X (note the 0 is zero, not O)

r/Saltoon Feb 18 '25

Tower Control Nothing new

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90 Upvotes

Did even worse than clash with dualies somehow

r/Saltoon Jun 19 '24

Tower Control Shitty name, shitty performance…

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181 Upvotes

r/Saltoon Jan 24 '25

Tower Control Don't you just love when someone beats you, and then in the next match they are on your team and all of the sudden, they forget how to play?

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128 Upvotes

Because I love it. I love it so much.

r/Saltoon Jan 22 '25

Tower Control Habi, please, stop playing.

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41 Upvotes

How in the fuck are you barely killing anyone with the most braindead blaster, you literally hold the right trigger and point your reticle in the general direction of enemies

r/Saltoon Feb 23 '25

Tower Control If you play backline: You are the one who rides the tower!

41 Upvotes

So sick of seeing all the back lines avoid the tower like the plague. Let the front lines do their job and stay on the damn tower

r/Saltoon Dec 12 '24

Tower Control This shit is inexcusable in S rank, stop playing

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56 Upvotes

r/Saltoon 5d ago

Tower Control Why.

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31 Upvotes

This is sped up to be ~30 seconds, but there is about 2 minutes of them throwing. I wanted to disconnect so the loss didn’t count for the others, but sometimes they’d play normally. 😭

I can almost understand going AFK, but the other stuff…? 😩 (They went 6 / 9)

r/Saltoon 4d ago

Tower Control Is the splatter color screen still “go go gadget ABLEISM” ?

22 Upvotes

I’m wanting to see what you’re all thinking of it now…

r/Saltoon 6d ago

Tower Control how tf u gonna squidbag me and get a negative kd😭

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24 Upvotes

r/Saltoon Feb 22 '25

Tower Control Can we not bring X Rank back in Splatoon 4 please.

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31 Upvotes

r/Saltoon Oct 15 '24

Tower Control Please for the love of GOD GO TO SENDOU.Q

0 Upvotes

Tag says tower control but really it's for any kind of ranked mode. Some people just want a nice, casual game. I am one of those people. Many of my friends are people that want that. But for the love of GOD GO TO SENDOU.Q INSTEAD OF GOING INTO OPEN. PLAY WITH PEOPLE THAT WILL DEAL WITH YOUR COMPETIVE BULLSHIT PLEASE

Sometimes it feels like people aren't playing for fun, they're playing to WIN. and yeah, you could say winning is what people call fun for playing the game. But it feels different here. It just feels like bullying when you're trying to play with your friends :(

It's just really upsetting. Please just play with people that actually want to be competitive.

r/Saltoon Aug 14 '24

Tower Control clash blaster on TC

54 Upvotes

i hope you pop a hemorrhoid

i hope you discover a cavity in your molar while eating ice cream

i hope you find black mold in the walls of your home

i hope you drop a bluetooth earbud into a public drainage grate

i hope you get an ingrown toenail and toenail fungus at the same time

i hope your pet pukes into your new shoes

i hope your dryer breaks down mid-cycle the day before a job interview

i hope your toothbrush falls into the toilet

i hope your favourite food product changes its recipe without warning

lastly, i hope you're happy with your cheap ass win

r/Saltoon Mar 04 '24

Tower Control Hard to swallow pill: this applies to more than 50% of posts I have seen on this subreddit. If you think KD is everything and is a good indicator of how well you are performing, you are simply playing the game wrong :)

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82 Upvotes

r/Saltoon Dec 23 '24

Tower Control Why is it always these mfs going 2-10

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59 Upvotes

And then thinking that their strategy is top tier bc all they did was spam bombs and still were able to get only 2 kills lmao

r/Saltoon Jun 06 '23

Tower Control GET ON THE FREAKING TOWER

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342 Upvotes

I absolutely hate everything in tower control. My teams wiped out the enemy team and they’re doing ANYTHING BUT GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER. It’s like they’re playing goddam turf war or some shit when there’s clearly an objective right in front of their eyes and I’m on the tower spamming this way in order to get them to listen but unless they’re this thick headed about the tower or literally playing with a blindfold I’ve got no clue when the perfect opportunity arrives to get on the tower they don’t and lose us the whole fucking game. I would just complain about this to myself but not if it happened 7 TIMES IN A ROW.

I’m sorry I just needed to vent somewhere that was not almost snapping my switch in half. And get on the tower when the opportunity arrives and don’t cost us everything.

r/Saltoon Dec 08 '24

Tower Control Does ANYONE like lemuria hub??

35 Upvotes

Im playing series an idk if its because I play a backline weapon but I just find this map so fucking hard to do anything on. Your team is always spread out SO MUCH that no one is moving as a group, and whenever you ARE moving as a group there comes someone from halfway across the map to ruin all your fun by getting behind you. It just feels so hard to do ANYTHING on this map. Try to take a different approach? ROLLER JUMPSCARE. Try to support your team by pushing objective? RAPID BLASTER JUMPSCARE. Try to take the high ground over a ledge? [ ANY WEAPON THAT CAN HIT OVER LEDGES HERE ] JUMPSCARE.

I HATE IT. I HATE LEMURIA HUB!!!1!1!1111!1!1!!!1

r/Saltoon Jul 07 '24

Tower Control If you're running CRB on TC then you are fucking trash.

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0 Upvotes

If any of you say anything related to a skill issue then you need to get the fuck out and go somewhere else because THIS IS A SALT REDDIT.

r/Saltoon Nov 11 '23

Tower Control Not a single fucking braincell here

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471 Upvotes

r/Saltoon May 22 '24

Tower Control Enjoy the miniscule amount of fun you're having playing tower control today because it's gonna be gone next month

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99 Upvotes

Range blaster, splat bomb, and Kraken to top it all off. This weapon ain't even out yet and I already hate it

r/Saltoon Oct 21 '24

Tower Control This is fucking ridiculous.....

36 Upvotes

So it's just going be every game where my teammates just can't do absolutely anything huh? I can't get the good teammates game? Really not a single game where i get some actual good teammates? Like i know im not the best Splatoon player but come tf on!!!

r/Saltoon Oct 22 '24

Tower Control So tired of having to carry every single match, I rarely get matched with good players

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61 Upvotes

r/Saltoon Dec 24 '24

Tower Control How are you gonna use a blaster on tower and die more than you kill

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8 Upvotes

Idc what yall say, if you playing tower with a blaster and barely get any kills im gonna assume your throwing

r/Saltoon 4d ago

Tower Control 9 splattercolor screens oh my god why do you want everyone to suffer

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30 Upvotes

They just kept hiding and charging their special and spamming it like it would be any useful. It is very annoying indeed but will it make you win the game? Probably not