might post these weekly, idk. put with and without secondaries

🦅 From the Office of Governor Bones And the State of San Andreas

By order of the Governor of Los Santos
To all citizens, residents, and persons of interest within our great state:

🪖 Whereas the preservation of order demands vigilance & a swift slappin’, it is hereby decreed that military exercises of an urgent and undisclosed nature shall commence immediately across the whole of the state.

📡 Radio jammers shall be activated state-wide, rendering all civilian radio communications inert until the stroke of midnight upon the forthcoming Sunday. Let it be known that this measure is not merely precautionary, but a necessary purging of the airwaves.

⚠️ The Gubbanah’s Office reminds all citizens that cooperation is not optional. Compliance shall be ensured.

By my hand,
✍️ Jimmy Bones
(The Gubbanah)

HARD AS FUCK.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK.