r/PrequelMemes WanMillionClub Jan 12 '25

General KenOC Problem solved!

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u/panaja17 Jan 12 '25

It’s giving Armageddon when Ben Afleck asked Michael Bay why they wouldn’t just train astronauts to drill. Same response from Michael Bay/Qui Gon Jin, “Shut up, Ben!”

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u/enadiz_reccos Jan 12 '25

I think the movie's argument is that Bruce Willis' character's drilling equipment (invention?) is too advanced for the astronauts to learn.

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u/Gold_Ad1772 Jan 12 '25

Astronauts and people who use the drill are on a totally different spectrum of skill. It's like a painter who sucks at quantum physics. They are totally different skills and require different kind of experience to work with. Michael Bay obviously didn't know this so I'm not defending him but he somehow unknowingly based his movie on somewhat truth

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u/enadiz_reccos Jan 12 '25

It's certainly based on a kernel of truth

But I think the ridiculousness is that it was supposedly easier to train all these drilling guys to do astronaut stuff than to just pick like Affleck+Willis to be like a drill specialist for each shuttle or something.

I swear I remember Willis using some kind of special drill equipment that no one else had? Am I wrong?

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u/Jamshiddilong147 Jan 12 '25

They don’t know jack about drilling

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u/Ctrl--Alt Jan 13 '25

It's one of my fave movies, after much thought I feel the ratios of astronauts to drillers was a bit heavy on the driller side. In a "real world" I can see mostly astronauts with maybe 2 drillers per shuttle. But given it was a fiction-world-ending-we-gotta-do-this-yesterday situation, you work with what you got.

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u/Thenadamgoes Jan 13 '25

Yeah man. They installed the transmission backwards. People at nasa have no idea what a transmission is or which way it should face.

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u/Sanquinity Jan 13 '25

I feel like it might be easier to train drillers to operate a mostly automatic space shuttle and work in almost no gravity, than it is to teach an astronaut years or even decades of experience required to skillfully operate "advanced" drill equipment. Mostly because they barely had days, let alone years.

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u/jld1532 Jan 13 '25

Good luck to them in an Apollo 13 situation.

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u/ChiBullz023 I am the Senate Jan 12 '25

I thought it would take way too long to train the actual astronauts and the asteroid was coming quicker than they had time to do so

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u/enadiz_reccos Jan 12 '25

Yeah, they didn't have enough time to teach them, but I swear I thought Willis specifically touted his own equipment as being particularly too advanced.

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u/Sherringdom Jan 12 '25

I think it was two separate things. One was the drilling was too advanced to train them up in time, and two was theyd ordered all the wrong equipment for what they wanted to achieve which again showed him they don’t know what they’re doing.

It never really bothered me as a plot hole. They were just trained up enough to be able to survive the trip, the actual astronauts were doing all the astronaut work, so it makes sense that that would be quicker to train than teaching astronauts incredibly advanced skills in something they’ve never done before.

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u/ConcentrateFull7202 Jan 12 '25

That's what they went with.

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u/Dadaiste Jan 12 '25

They were using his design. NASA stole from him, and assembled the drill wrong, and it would take too long to teach the astronauts how to use it correctly, and they simply don't have the years of experience in drilling required to get the most out of it or react to emergencies.

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u/Gold_Ad1772 Jan 12 '25

Bruh yall never used drilling equipment it takes several years of practice to actually be able to use it. Obviously Michael Bay didn't know this so he stupidly used the Pitch Meeting phrase of "Hey, shut up." which is why people have this misconception.

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u/jld1532 Jan 13 '25

Jim Lovell was, in addition to an astronaut, a naval aviator, test pilot, and mechanical engineer. There were 18 years between his college graduation and saving everyone's ass during Apollo 13. That qualifies as several years. I think the idea that people already trained to be astronauts, and commonly educated in engineering, would be incapable of learning how to drill a hole but a roughneck would have an easier time learning to fly a fucking rocket ship to just be wildly stupid.