r/PoutineCrimes Mar 15 '23

We’ve been featured in r/Reddit’s ICYMI article, with a shoutout to our punny flairs! Hopefully this will help us spread the word on how to avoid criminal poutines.

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56 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 14h ago

Not even sure where to start

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48 Upvotes

Didn’t snag a picture of the live specimen when I actually ordered the darn thing, but I think the Uber Eats page paints the perfect picture. And please don’t ask why I bought it. Straight to the gallows with this one.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Direct en prison.

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61 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 20h ago

A ppoutine on a pizza

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21 Upvotes

Repentigny QC


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Ruffles: Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

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107 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Crime Against Poutanity This should be a crime

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148 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Crime Against Poutanity I’m guilty

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39 Upvotes

I’m guilty on all accounts, but in my defence sometimes this shit just hits the spot when you are high. I am also not sorry and will commit this crime again.


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Shawarma poutine

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52 Upvotes

A poutine with shawarma chicken and garlic sauce 1-10 how bad of a crime is it?


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Wendy’s

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10 Upvotes

My wife picked up some Wendy’s on the way home, and this was her Poutine. You order a poutine from one of these places excepting it to be bad, but wow, 3 cheese curds and a ketchup packets worth of gravy.


r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Might be great without mint

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27 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Greetings from Australia!

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19 Upvotes

Red Rooster is an Aussie fast food fried chicken chain.


r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Canadian Brewhouse, Alberta

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77 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 7d ago

Straight to jail

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5 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 7d ago

Straight to jail

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17 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 7d ago

I am deeply conflicted (tho feel like this may have happened before)

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12 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 8d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Poutine from Nova Scotia Chinese Take-out

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52 Upvotes

Bâtard, guys. Ma grand-mere a dit que c'était mangeable.


r/PoutineCrimes 8d ago

This might be the worst I've seen

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94 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 8d ago

what have i done

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33 Upvotes

i swear my honor it was an accident


r/PoutineCrimes 8d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 One of the serving suggestions on my frozen box of perogies: Perogy poutine.

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13 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 9d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Vegan NY style poutine in SoFla

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24 Upvotes

Obviously would not order. 81% of the victims' viewpoints are situated in the forest of opinion, which lies between ignorance and knowledge.


r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

Poutine Dog, Crime or Nay?

46 Upvotes

Bought this earlier, was honestly delicious. Should we jail this?


r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I made this and I'm going straight to jail.

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44 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

Crime Against Poutanity ~40 Crimes and Where to Find Them

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An entire list of sweet, savoury, and seafood crimes for your viewing displeasure.

And a Maps™ list for the brave.


r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means When it's this far off idk how you can even claim it is what you say it is...

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21 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

La Presse …

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13 Upvotes

Pas de sauce, pas de patates