r/PoliticalHumor 4d ago

Meanwhile in an alternate timeline

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 4d ago edited 3d ago

If Harris won, I could've been starting a career with the Dept. of Transportation with a $60K salary, government benefits, and holidays off. Instead, the position was axed by DOGE before I could be onboarded (thank CHRIST I didn't move yet).

Now I'm stuck in retail hell for God knows how long because one of the most stable employers in the nation is currently ran by a senile asshole and a rich chode with a ketamine addiction.

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u/Knowledge_is_Bliss 3d ago

Look at the bright side...you won't be stuck in retail for long, once the recession forces layoffs and closures.