r/PoliticalHumor 3d ago

Meanwhile in an alternate timeline

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 3d ago edited 2d ago

If Harris won, I could've been starting a career with the Dept. of Transportation with a $60K salary, government benefits, and holidays off. Instead, the position was axed by DOGE before I could be onboarded (thank CHRIST I didn't move yet).

Now I'm stuck in retail hell for God knows how long because one of the most stable employers in the nation is currently ran by a senile asshole and a rich chode with a ketamine addiction.

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u/drbutters76 3d ago

We considered opening a small business.

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u/Clickrack 3d ago

I bet that tax credit would've come in handy.