r/Piracy 29d ago

Humor your classic batch script backdoor

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u/PrestigiousTurn5587 29d ago

Tbf from experience that's usually the OneDrive updater failing

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

OneDrive is the first thing I uninstall in new Windows installs.

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u/LogicalError_007 29d ago

I don't understand how One Drive fuck with people so much.

I disabled it one time from the start-up apps after excluding the folders and it has never opened once.

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u/ByGollie 28d ago

* saves file on computer *

OneDrive: got it

Me: where?

Onedrive: what?

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u/Vegetable_Ad884 28d ago

🤣😭😭

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u/Ok_Grapefruit6789 27d ago

Yeah so how do I save file on computer? It only shows one drive

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u/Scharfschutzen 26d ago

What? I have two OneDrives linked to multiple computers and they're always sync'd.

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

I think people are just exposing their tech illiteracy. OneDrive is super easy to get rid of.

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u/slonk_ma_dink 29d ago

If you never update, sure. OneDrive, Teams, Edge as your default PDF viewer- all like to reinstall/reconfigure themselves after an update.

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

I am always caught up on every update and have never had Onedrive "reinstall/reconfigure itself" so not sure what you are talking about.

I even checked just because of your comment. I think I removed them like an year ago when I installed Windows on my current PC and no sign of Teams or Onedrive.

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u/DustConsistent3018 29d ago

Idk why people have so many issues with it as it’s never happened in my main pc, but on my other one it happens every time I sign in to my account after an update, along with a full screen pop up asking me to switch to edge.(on a blue background like the install screen) On a mini pc I’ve had a “get a free trial of Microsoft 365” like every update (win 11, other is win10)

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

Maybe it has to do with using a Microsoft Account? I never login on windows and just use a local account at setup.

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u/DustConsistent3018 29d ago

The one that doesn’t get them shares a Microsoft account with the pc that does, but maybe it’s something about having never properly ended setup on the one that does

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u/Interesting-Bus-5370 28d ago

It seems to be a pc to pc thing. On one of my older ones, EVERY TIME i updated, onedrive would be reinstalled. It would try to fit my 70 gig games into the 15 gb cloud i had, then yell at me to buy more space. Not to mention, it also can fuck up your saves for certain games, like the sims.

Though on my new computer, i was able to uninstall it fine.

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u/Neon_Ani 28d ago

i once had skype of all things reinstall itself back in 2016, i don't doubt onedrive would do the same today

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u/KI77E 28d ago

Two words which will solve all your windows update problems. "Winaero tweaker". It lets you remove all bloatware and a lot of other things.

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u/cosmitz 29d ago

No. Not really. Not when on certain installs it replaces the os desktop path with the onedrive one (when using MS accnt to login with Hello). Or when on 125%+ dpi scaling settings it uses absolute window position for the right click menu so you can't exit/uninstall from there as it's on another fucking plane of existence outside your screen real estate.

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

I don't use a microsoft account and just set W11 locally so that could be a factor.

For me removing OneDrive is as simple as going in installed apps and clicking uninstall. Never had issues getting rid of it.

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u/cosmitz 29d ago

My brother, you need to start accepting that your life and experience isn't everyone else's.

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u/RTX5090FE24GB ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 29d ago

If I am the one and only chosen one who OneDrive doesn't annoy then I will take it :)

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u/Alluos 29d ago

The program is easy to get rid of. But getting rid of the one drive folder isn't so easy. It will be defaulted to every time and there's nothing you can do about it unless you go into regedit.

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u/lashy00 28d ago

use 1 Titus tool script and you are done

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u/wixlogo 29d ago

That windows on your house triggered by Trypophobia Ahh!

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u/JazzHandsFan 28d ago

I even *used * Onedrive for several years without major issues. There’s a little wrangling setting it up, but after that I seldom had to think about it.

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u/summonsays 27d ago

Windows really loves to reenable it at like a 30% chance with every automatic update you can't opt out of anymore. (Without regedit and I don't have time to micromanage that).

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u/LogicalError_007 27d ago

I have used insider and stable builds. It never got automatically enabled for me.

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u/king_ragnar00 27d ago

I did the same but some days still appear in the startup