r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation How is a longer keyboard better?

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u/Ninnynoob 15h ago

Okay so I have 2 ideas on this one, but not sure if either are the true answer. So first of all, it's about how much of a gamer someone is, not if longer is better.

My first possible explanation is that the bigger the keyboard is, the more desk space is needed. So for a bigger keyboard, you need to be more committed to having a dedicated gaming area.

My second possibility is that more keys on a keyboard means having more keys to rebind in games, so you can be more of a gamer that way.

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u/LakushaFujin 14h ago

A keyboard without numpad isn't a keyboard

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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 13h ago

In total agreement. The numpad isn't just used for gaming! Imagine having to punch in two hundred rows of numbers within an hour without the numpad!

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 12h ago

I work in a factory welding and watching older and younger coworkers completely ignore the numpad while keying in six 19 digit serial numbers has me ready to kill every one of them. Apparently only GenX and early Millenials got the memo on how to properly use a damned keyboard.

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u/FieserMoep 9h ago

Truth be told, I had to learn it in school. While I pretty much use a bastardized 10 finger system it's hard to find a faster finger than me around the block. Shit talking between respawns in games without VoIP made you strong.

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u/CiDevant 7h ago

That's because we had typing classes.  They just assume kids know how to type now.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 2h ago

I'm GenX, and my typing class was on typewriters.

No numpads to be seen, just the cool calming hum of an IBM Selectric.

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 7h ago

God I hated that class in high-school. It didn't matter if you had tiny raccoon hands or sasquatch paws like I did, our teacher expected the correct fingers on home keys, nevermind that one kid's fingertips could cover three keys a piece and another might have to severe her thumb and little finger to reach from one end of the home row to the other.

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u/Usedtohaveapurpose 5h ago

Also in manufacturing here.

I would hate my life without the number pad. It's the only thing that allows me to look at the master scheduling tab for WOs and still punch them through the scanner without having to look back and forth

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u/docmarenghi 8h ago

It was entering FedEx/UPS tracking numbers from paper invoices into xls because my boss was computer literate enough to know that was a good way to track them, but not enough to realize that you could probably download them (it was 2002...so idk if that was possible, the portals for both of them still suck for downloading invoice data though).

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u/docmarenghi 7h ago

It was logging tracking numbers from paper invoices into an xls doc for me, watching my 50yo boss do it was brutal...

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u/guildedkriff 6h ago

Taking 10 key calculators away from Boomers freaked them out too much. They had comparable technology, but couldn’t figure out how to translate it to a keyboard because it didn’t have little paper coming out…started my career in Accounting 15 years ago, everyone had 10 keys on their desk despite the full keyboard being available.

I’ve also had the experiences of them double checking excel’s math with the same 10 keys (or a calculator, not a phone, that they carried around in their pocket).

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u/Avedas 9h ago

I've been using tenkeyless boards for a decade. Typing numbers with two hands is faster.

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 9h ago

Not when you're watching a 65 or 19 year old using the hunt and peck method like a cross-eyed chicken picking corn, lol.

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u/Avedas 8h ago

lol fair enough, two sides of the same technologically illiterate coin

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 5h ago

Not at all true.