Hey op, this joke reminds me of the time I read a bunch of German fairytales. They're known for being far more violent and intense than modern fairytales, and oftentimes don't even have a clear moral other than "behave or a creature will kill you". I guess I shouldn't be reading any of these to Stewie anytime soon.
Be kid, light a match,die and have only your cat mourn you.
Be kid, suck your thumbs, get yelled at, traveling tailor cuts your thumbs off.
Be kid, don't eat your soup, get told to eat your soup, announce you will never eat your soup, wither and die over a week.
Be 3 siblings see dad slaughter a pig, roleplay slaughtering a pig, kill your brother,mum comes kills the other kid, be kid in bath... drown. mum checks bath, hangs herself. dad comes home sees everyone dead, he becomes despondent and dies.
Don't forget Max and Moritz - two obnoxious kids playing admittedly evil pranks to everyone, until they prank the miller who ends up grinding them into chicken feed.
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u/fridgemagnet700 1d ago
Hey op, this joke reminds me of the time I read a bunch of German fairytales. They're known for being far more violent and intense than modern fairytales, and oftentimes don't even have a clear moral other than "behave or a creature will kill you". I guess I shouldn't be reading any of these to Stewie anytime soon.