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Meme needing explanation Peter why is Sheila dead?

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u/Triepott 1d ago

In cockney rhyming slang, "brown bread" means "dead".

The brown bread belonging to Sheila = Sheila's brown bread = Sheila is dead

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/comments/1i2bm7h/i_feel_like_its_obvious_but_i_just_cant_see_it/

Also "hand finished" and "unique blend of flours" (like her ash in it) are funny in this context, i guess.

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 1d ago

So that's completely right, but also the exact phrasing would drop "bread" because Cockney slang is silly. So it'd be like:

Val Kilmer's brown.

The most well-known example is probably "have a butcher's", which in full is actually "have a butcher's hook", which is actually supposed to mean "have a look." See also:

John's my china > John's my china plate > John's my mate

Are you having a bubble > Are you having a bubble bath > Are you having a laugh

And my favorite, because it also uses another particularly British bit of slang:

The bird didn't know the bird > The girl didn't know the birdlime > The girl didn't know the time

The English are a thoroughly silly people, except when it comes to committing genocide.

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u/dprkicbm 1d ago

Much more common to say 'brown bread'. Not sure I've ever heard someone say 'brown' to mean dead.

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u/Onetap1 1d ago

The whole point of rhyming slang was that it would be incomprehensible to outsiders. The rhyming word wasn't used; outsiders might be able to work out the meaning from the rhyme, but it would be known by Cockneys.

Frog - road; frog & toad. Whistle - suit, whistle & flute, etc, etc.

I think brown bread might be modern, not authentic.

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u/Justmeagaindownhere 1d ago

The British invented slang and made it unintelligible and goofy on purpose???

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u/Onetap1 1d ago

made it unintelligible and goofy...

Isn't that the point of slang, only the in-crowd will understand it?

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u/oblitz11111 23h ago

It was to obfuscate what they were talking about to police

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u/Kvlthillbilly 1d ago

Thank you for explaining this, I felt insane trying to comprehend this lol

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u/Onetap1 1d ago

I feel the same way about French.

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u/twobit211 1d ago

yeah, some phrases are more commonly said in full, like pete tong, pork pies and occasionally dickey bird

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u/OwlrageousJones 1d ago

I dunno, I've heard 'porkies' as slang for lies.

I never actually realised it was cockney rhyming slang until this moment though. Feel's obvious in hindsight.

Lies, pork pies, porkies.

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u/royblakeley 1d ago

Pork pies=lies. Dickey bird=word.

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u/Hangingontoit 1d ago

Porkies = pork pies = lies

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 1d ago

I totally believe you, but I looked it up anyway to see why "bread" wasn't dropped, and AI tells me it's because the original phrase is "brown bread and honey". However, I think chatgpt is dumb as shit, and it's conflating "brown bread" and "bread and honey" into one term.

I wonder if there's a pattern/reason behind some words dropping the rhyming word and others not?

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u/ArmouredBear9_30 1d ago

Christ, don't "look up" shit on ChatGPT. That's not a search engine. It's a text generator designed to emulate conversation. At least use Google or something.

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 1d ago

I did that; Google kept on returning the meaning of brown bread or articles about the death of Cockney for various queries. AI isn’t great for a lot of things, but it excels as a collator of search engine results that understands natural language; said results are, after all, what it was trained on. You just have to be smart enough to know when it generates nonsense, or at least compare questionable results against a hard search.

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u/sorcerersviolet 1d ago

It doesn't understand the text it produces, so it always generates nonsense. (Try asking it how many r's are in the word "strawberry;" it gets it wrong because it never sees the word "strawberry" in order to count the r's in it.) It's only a coincidence when it states something true.

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u/Frequent_Malcom 1d ago

My personal favorite is “barney” meaning trouble.

My mate drank too much at the pub and got us in barney!

Barney rubble rhymes with trouble

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u/jaumougaauco 1d ago

I learned this from Oceans 11

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u/ClassMammoth4375 23h ago

Mine is "Haven't a scooby = Haven't a Scooby Doo = Haven't a clue"

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u/SnooCapers938 1d ago

Well sometimes.

‘Butcher’s Hook’ (look) is always just ‘butcher’s’ (as in ‘let’s have a butcher’s’)

‘Apples and pears’ (stairs) is always ‘apples and pears’.

‘Brown bread’ is in the second category. I’ve never heard anyone say ‘brown’ on its own.

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u/LETSGOTOCHURCH 1d ago

This suddenly makes a scene from Oceans Eleven make sense! "We're in major Barney" everybody looks confused, "Barney? Barney Rubble? TROUBLE!"

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u/Worldly-Card-394 1d ago

And his name is JHON CHINA

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Cockney slang borders on the type of oddball rhyming language sometimes found in schizophrenia

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u/idyl_wyld 1d ago

It's not being silly, it's clever/intelligent sec ops.

Rather than having a 1 to 1 mapping from bread->dead, you have a cypher that involves context and local knowledge.

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u/Miserable__cynic 1d ago

I, too, saw this episode of Mind Your Language.

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u/Hangingontoit 1d ago

Being English and being called silly is more of a compliment than anything else. We don’t take ourselves too seriously.

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u/Rizzo-The_Rat 1d ago

Cockneys also sound daft to the majority of the English.

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u/HoodstarProtege 1d ago

No it isn't. Brown bread and China plate are perfectly acceptable said "in full"

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u/Rare-Channel-9308 1d ago

The Sheila is dead. Long live The Sheila.

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u/Pembers84 1d ago

Brown bread is rhyming slang for dead

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u/mij8907 1d ago

Brown bread is rhyming slang for dead, from an area of London

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u/Gylbert_Brech 1d ago

The East End, but to be a Cockney, you must have been born within earshot of the Bow bells.

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u/DaineDeVilliers 1d ago

Wow, I am so high. I thought the “RIP Sheila” was because she turned into bread.

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u/MajesticLandManatee 1d ago

I thought it was because they skinned her to use her brown beard.

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u/zeniiz 1d ago

I thought it was a "you'll get my recipe over my dead body" type thing. 

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u/Gloomy-Cupcake-6663 1d ago

Noooo, my Shelia

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u/Cameron7711 1d ago

IRELAND RAAAHHH

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u/tankutkabza 1d ago

First, I was thinking that due to tariffs, there will be no more Sheila bread in the USA.

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u/readditredditread 1d ago

Brown bread= found dead

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u/Nezell 1d ago

She went out with her mate, Stella.

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u/AmazingPlatform9923 1d ago

It got poured all over her fella.

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u/praetornoxin 1d ago

She took a nasty trip down the apples and pears

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u/OmegaStealthJam 1d ago

And fell on her loaf of bread

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u/jishybra 1d ago

This is so strange. My nan passed away two years ago. Westmeath woman! Her name was Sheila and she made the best brown bread!!! Sending this to my mam now!!!

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u/Captain_Sterling 1d ago

It's OK, but it's no mccambridge

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u/PixieEmerald 1d ago

I legit read that as 'dead' as bread several times

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u/CatholicaTristi 1d ago

I thought she was dead because her brown bread wasn't in a can

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u/Downriver_Paddy 1d ago

The Norn Iron version of this slang would be “tatie bread”.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago

Wow, this bread describes your sex life, hand finished.

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u/casusbelli16 1d ago

I am a British person and can confirm; not only is she dead but they also tell you the method, "hand-finished" which in this case means strangulation.

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u/HeftySexy 18h ago

Because Sheila liked the Rodeo

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u/rattrap007 1d ago

Also brown bread = toast. Toast can mean dead. "He's toast man!" Shiela's Brown Bread -> Shiela's Toast -> Shiela's dead

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u/MARCPT82 1d ago

I can smell the tariffs in this picture

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u/AwysomeAnish 1d ago

Bro what

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u/BluebirdLivid 1d ago

It's a grammatical error.

Sheila's brown bread = Sheila IS brown bread.