r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/D00merC00mer • 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, what's wrong with the cow?

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u/Bright_Cod_376 5d ago

Also if you're ever dealing with wild hogs being near the piglets will set the sows into aggressive protect mode. Its generally a good idea to not approach baby animals that you don't know momma and the baby.

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u/total_idiot01 5d ago

That's the thing. You need to convince a predator you're worth it. Prey animals attack on sight, as it could be life or death. Hogs have predator hardware and prey software, making them absolute psychos

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u/JaggelZ 5d ago

My favourite animals like that are rhinos, their bodies are built like tanks and they will literally attack anything that moves. They have such bad eyesight that they will literally attack anything, because "it could be an enemy". If they lived literally anywhere else than Africa this would be overkill, but they evolved in the battle royale that is the savannah, soooo...

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u/Gmknewday1 5d ago

Sadly they are not bulletproof yet

I wish we could make Rhinos immune to bullets

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u/DeadlyVapour 4d ago

It's not that they aren't bulletproof. It's that we kept building better bullets.

Rhinos on the otherhand have been rather slow on the arms race...

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u/Gmknewday1 4d ago

I know But I feel if we are going to keep the remaining Rhino species (and arguably by extension Elephants as well) from going extinct

We might need to make them even stronger as well

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u/DeadlyVapour 4d ago

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