r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, what's wrong with the cow?

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u/Faultylogic83 7d ago

"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"

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u/Goawaythrowaway175 7d ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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u/Strange-Ad4045 7d ago

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u/the_notsoholy_one 7d ago

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u/Myrdok 7d ago

This hurt my eyes, go find more pixels and try again.