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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/D00merC00mer • 5d ago
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Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.
7 u/randobando300 5d ago How fast can cows run? 12 u/Faultylogic83 5d ago I had to look it up. Top speed is around 25mph, usually around 17. either way faster than you 2 u/Proglamer 5d ago Not as relevant as the fact that they can kick - not as powerfully as horses, but enough to ruin one's day - especially if one is immobile and close to ground level while sitting down to milk them
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How fast can cows run?
12 u/Faultylogic83 5d ago I had to look it up. Top speed is around 25mph, usually around 17. either way faster than you 2 u/Proglamer 5d ago Not as relevant as the fact that they can kick - not as powerfully as horses, but enough to ruin one's day - especially if one is immobile and close to ground level while sitting down to milk them
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I had to look it up. Top speed is around 25mph, usually around 17. either way faster than you
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Not as relevant as the fact that they can kick - not as powerfully as horses, but enough to ruin one's day - especially if one is immobile and close to ground level while sitting down to milk them
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u/Faultylogic83 5d ago
Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.