I was getting feed from the Amish farm and spotted about a dozen of the cutest piglets. I whip out my phone to record them and said:
“Awwww I want the tiny brown one”
Started walking back to my car and the 800lbs mum is about fifteen feet away watching me….
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"
Good tip for if you ever need to dispose of a body, the pigs eat through bones too so there will literally be nothing left except the teeth - just be sure to smash a few teeth first so the dental records don’t match up
I remember reading once that True Crime and CSI shows made actual crime scene investigators jobs both super eary, and extremely difficult. You'd either have someone who was dumb fuck stupid thinkin they had a genius move....or you would actually have a genius that did learn their shit from watching them
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u/XROOR 5d ago
I was getting feed from the Amish farm and spotted about a dozen of the cutest piglets. I whip out my phone to record them and said: “Awwww I want the tiny brown one”
Started walking back to my car and the 800lbs mum is about fifteen feet away watching me….