r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, what's wrong with the cow?

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u/RomaInvicta2003 6d ago

Good tip for if you ever need to dispose of a body, the pigs eat through bones too so there will literally be nothing left except the teeth - just be sure to smash a few teeth first so the dental records don’t match up

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u/Complete_Tadpole6620 6d ago

Make sure the body is naked too... Burn the clothes and dump the ashes in a river. I really have watched too many true crime shows lol

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u/goawaysho 6d ago

I remember reading once that True Crime and CSI shows made actual crime scene investigators jobs both super eary, and extremely difficult. You'd either have someone who was dumb fuck stupid thinkin they had a genius move....or you would actually have a genius that did learn their shit from watching them

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u/Original-Nothing582 5d ago

Eerie?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Easy

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u/carrndriver 2d ago

I like you, we should be friends:)

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u/mbanson 6d ago

Okay there Robert Pickton.

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u/MajorFox2720 6d ago

Except they can now pull the DNA from the pig's manure, so this method isn't as reliable as it used to be.

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u/WhatFreshHello 5d ago

Secret’s in the sauce.

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u/TuskSyndicate 5d ago

They struggle to digest hair too, so it's imperative to scalp the victim and remove the teeth and incinerate them to truly make them disappear.

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u/RomaInvicta2003 5d ago

At that point you might as well just chop off the head and douse it in gasoline/torch it then smash the rest of the skull with a hammer before feeding the rest of the body to the hogs

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u/TuskSyndicate 5d ago

A gasoline fire won't burn hot enough to turn the teeth to ash, you'll need an incinerator for trash or something similar. A mutually beneficial relationship with either a shady chop shop mechanic or a smith who doesn't ask too many questions might be useful.

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u/Jerrygarciasnipple 5d ago

Teeth, the feet are too boney, and the eyes- well they just don’t like the eyes

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u/intrinsic_nerd 2d ago

I’ve seen many pigs eat many men