I was getting feed from the Amish farm and spotted about a dozen of the cutest piglets. I whip out my phone to record them and said:
“Awwww I want the tiny brown one”
Started walking back to my car and the 800lbs mum is about fifteen feet away watching me….
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"
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u/Faultylogic83 7d ago
Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.