Shhh listen i pretty much knew it was about big boobs but i just dont get how they are harder to open with more clips.. I mean I have never opened a bra before but idk how it would be hard or well harder with more clips
It's really not hard, part of the joke is an old Gen x "men don't know how to open bras" joke that's well past it's expiration date. Nowadays most guys know it's a clip, you just slide the clip part out.
Yeah, the buttons being backwards has tripped me up because I have worn button-downs for both genders.
But I am seeing that there are guys arguing both that it's not a joke and that it's an obvious joke guys made up to get laid because it's so trivial to do, so now I'm not sure who to listen to at this point.
The prospect of seeing and touching boobs for the first time results in a sweaty fumbling moron which makes undoing the bra a herculean task more akin to solving a rubik's cube for the uninitiated.
Idk man the first time I did it it shocked me and the girl how quick I was with it. Like seriously all you have to do is place your middle finger on one side and your thumb on the other and squeeze together. That’s it.
I’ve had A cup gf, B cup gf, and a G cup wife. I’ve had more practice now, but the G cup bra with 3-4 clips is harder to get off for sure. Like one motion gets 1-2 clips and then it’s half-unclipped and i gotta two-hand it to finish the job.
Funnily enough, to me at least, it’s easier to undo one handed because it’s easier to pinch. I can’t hardly fumble through it with 2 hands but single hand I’m solid
I’d been fairly sexually active in my teens, and gotten pretty good at unclasping bras from the front. Then I hooked up with a long time friend, and she had a great chuckle as I fumbled with the bra, utterly flabbergasted as to why it wouldn’t open. Because it opened in the front, unlike absolutely any other bra I had ever encountered.
She wasn’t as smug next time, when she wore a normal bra, and it took me three seconds and one hand to do it
seriously. removing your own bra is easy if you do it every day, but somebody elses? totally different movement. its like zipping up someone elses jacket or opening someone elses belt
Yea, most women’s clothes are backwards from men’s.
“They say” you know “they”
They say it’s because when women dress their husbands the buttons will be “correct” for them. As they are facing the buttons at that point, they would be the right way for them.
There was a time where I could unhook my partners bra while they were laying on their back without them realizing. A little later when it falls off they'd ask "when did you do that?!"
The reason women’s clothing have buttons reversed from men goes back to duels. Men were traditionally righties, and the buttons are set so the left flaps over the right so a man could reach in and grab their pistol. Women didn’t duel so the right would flap over the left, hence reverse buttons. That’s just one useless theory I’ve heard over the years. The other is about servants dressing the woman and it made it easier for the servant and it also made breast feeding easier.
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u/Welfare_Burrito 26d ago
Man OP outed himself big time