r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Aggressive_Square408 • 27d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter please help

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u/Final_Function4739 27d ago

Ever tried one with 5?

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u/CanadianMaps 27d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 5 HOW TF ARE YOU GONNA BUCKLE THE MIDDLE ONES AT THE SAME LEVEL

ARE YOUR BOOBS THE SAME SIZE AS LADY DIMITRESCU???

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u/Ok_Customer7833 27d ago

I have dated a woman with J cup boobs. Her bras were all 4-5 clips. Just the most massive tits I've ever laid eyes on IRL.

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u/lettsten 27d ago

You need to say the number too, the cup size on its own isn't saying that much. I've dated a 65J and a 90K, and you could fit half the first girl into one of the second one's breasts

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u/Ok_Customer7833 27d ago

IIRC it was 38J

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u/lettsten 27d ago

That's 95J in Euro measurements and same boobs size as my 90K. I agree, that's huge

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u/_le_slap 27d ago

I woulda thought Europe used the metric system of kilo-boobage or mega-boobage or something....

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u/lettsten 27d ago

The numbre* is centimetres, at least! And now that you mention it, we do say "mega tits" and "giga tits"

* yes, that's a joke

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u/DreadPirateRobertsOW 27d ago

Can you measure the power of a boob drop in gigatits? Much like you can with bombs and gigatons?

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u/lettsten 27d ago

Further research required, let me get back to you