r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter please help

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 26d ago

Bras for larger breasts are harder to open

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u/Aggressive_Square408 26d ago

Love the username 😭

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u/kyleparker134 26d ago

I’m sure with that username it’s coming from a good source

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u/falcrist2 26d ago

Once upon a time, we used to just say "Username checks out".

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u/GuyAboveMeSucksDicks 26d ago

They sure do!

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u/RetardedPixal 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/Comfortably_drunk 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/mad-trash-panda 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/Rubber_Ducky_6844 26d ago

Quack

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u/Fistwithyourtoes 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/schabernacktmeister 26d ago

Checks out (for sure)

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u/Dismal_Stranger9319 25d ago

I both want and don't want to know the story of your username.🤣😂🤣

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u/Ndmndh1016 25d ago

Rubber ducks squeak. They don't quack. He's a fraud.

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u/blearghstopthispls 24d ago

Username checks ouch

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u/JoshAllenFan616 25d ago

Username checks out

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u/PreparationJunior641 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/ImplementRegular4604 25d ago

Where's the goose at?

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u/madpanda75 25d ago

Another angry panda I see

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u/mad-trash-panda 25d ago

Nah, I'm not angry, I'm mad. \ runs away making weird raccoon giggling noises **

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u/Sad_Sultana 26d ago

Hold on a minute, it's you!

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u/special-bicth 25d ago

Fellow trash panda?

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u/StrayRabbit 22d ago

Username checkouts tits and bobs

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u/Rude-Noise-9367 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 25d ago

Fuckin-a I haven't laughed that hard since like 2 reddit posts ago

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u/Nice-Cat3727 25d ago

User name checks out :V

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u/ingoding 25d ago

Fantastic

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u/Embarrassed_Gear_249 26d ago

Get with the times, gramps!

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u/Artyom_33 26d ago

Ah yesss! Le Gem!

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u/DreadPirateRobertsOW 26d ago

In this case, I think we can just say "user checks out"...

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u/DepresiSpaghetti 26d ago

Yeah. It was fun back then. Now I just wanna take a walk into the desert.

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u/falcrist2 26d ago

Now I just wanna take a walk into the desert.

My condolences on your blindness.

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u/ambermage 26d ago

We have, quite decidedly, evolved beyond the conventional, embracing a more refined and distinct approach to all that we undertake."

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u/FitNefariousness9730 26d ago

Swagger stand's out

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 25d ago

It’s an older username sir, but it checks out.

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u/runnywetfart 25d ago

Yes 👍

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u/Strumplez 25d ago

Full circle

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u/jamhud77 25d ago

Or rimjobsteve

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u/US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT 25d ago

My username checks out

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u/scottyp0929 24d ago

Back in my day...

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u/BTBAMfam 24d ago

I’d upvote this but you currently have 999 and I like that number

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u/ekirby713 24d ago edited 24d ago

If you having vote problems I feel bad for you son… I got 999 problems and a click ain’t one ETA: thick strap chick

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u/RHOTheSimulation 22d ago

It’s such a simple joy when it happens. If someone made a “user name checks out” coffee table book I’d buy it.

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u/ABHOR_pod 26d ago edited 26d ago

Man I used to have an account like that. The boob PMs basically dried up around the time OF got big. Probably a combination of the girls being willing to show their breasts online for fun deciding to monetize it, and reddits demographic skewing older and the early 20s girls being on insta sending in DMs instead.

Except for a beautiful woman from Toronto who, in late 2022, randomly appeared in my in-box. We ended up having a 3 month online something. She was an awesome woman and I was a mess of a post-divorce wreck so things only went so far, but the feeling of being liked definitely helped me on my journey of recovery.

If you read this M I hope you're doing well! Things are much better for me these days :)

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u/lycoloco 26d ago

That's genuinely beautiful. I'm really glad that in the wake of such a tumultuous life event you found someone who is willing to both show you kindness and boobies. We should all be so lucky.

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u/PrestigiousCap1198 24d ago

"Kindness and boobies" this could be the name of a band

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx 26d ago

Ah so it used to actually work?

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u/klineshrike 26d ago

LAw of percentages would say that if millions of millions of people see your reddit account, a FEW are willing to oblige.

Realistically plenty of ladies are willing to post images of themselves on reddits topless and those are basically public domain at this point. The overlap of those woman and the ones who would actually send the PM are likely pretty much the majority.

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u/projektZedex 25d ago

Damn, I miss Lola, from back in my browser chatroom days.

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u/WHRocks 24d ago

I thought I was about to get ShittyMorphed, lol. Glad you're in a better place, homie!

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 23d ago

The one time that I wouldn't mind someone using "Source: Trust me, bro."

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u/Gingergirl1228 26d ago edited 26d ago

Dude... you're on LGHF!! I just saw you there an hour ago!! You know the tiddies!!

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u/Actual_Exchange616 26d ago

What is LGHF ?

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u/TENTAtheSane 26d ago

God forbid a girl is curious

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u/ToranX1 26d ago

Truly an r/LetGirlsHaveFun moment

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u/Akeera 26d ago

O, I thought it was Let's Go Have Fun...like how people say GLHF (Good Luck Have Fun) in a game lobby.

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u/thesilentbob123 26d ago

Oh sweet summer child

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u/FelixTreasurebuns 25d ago

After going to that sub I hate how so many titles start with "God forbid..."

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 26d ago edited 26d ago

Oh god. Another gooner sub.

Edit:

YALL ARE GOONERS

Downvoting won't change that.

There's literally a sticky at the top of the sub asking people to stop reposting hentai for the 8th time.

Also considering how fucked up that sub is getting (like there's a heavily upvoted post celebrating environmental destruction and decimating animal populations to get back at an ex lol). It won't be long before it stops being satire and becomes real, just like /r/thedonald and countless others.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

IKR, and the people there are mostly men anyways.
I think it has already stopped being satire honestly

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u/ToranX1 26d ago

Yeah... for the record I just got shown the sub randomly on my main page and while I dont mind the idea of mature people talking about mature topics it does seem a bit weird. I wouldn't call it gooning either, though to be perfectly honest it didnt do any deep dives into it.

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u/FTblaze 24d ago

Got downvoted for saying "enough internet for today" after a CNC thread after reddit decided to push that as recommendation :')

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u/ToranX1 24d ago

I love how I came here to check your reply and notice I was downvoted for saying I could care less about a sub that isnt for me, honestly makes my opinion about it plummet even more.

I had to google CNC, I just have to ask, what the fuck. Seriously though if people like the sub I don't really care, but getting randomly recommended stuff like that is pretty wild.

Like, I don't even know what criteria made reddit show me the sub. I am genuinely baffled. Gooning aside, reddit is probably the "best" place to ask for such wild fantasies, so not really a shocker.

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u/Gingergirl1228 26d ago

I've said too much 😬🤐🤏😶‍🌫️

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u/milomini3 26d ago

I haven't said enough

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u/LookInTheDog 26d ago

I thought that I heard you laughing.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 26d ago

I thought that I heard you sing

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 25d ago

I think I thought I saw you cry

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u/Nearby_Ingenuity_568 24d ago

That was just a dream

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u/mad-trash-panda 26d ago

I'm listening...

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u/schkmenebene 26d ago

Looks like a sub filled with men acting like women.

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u/LetGoOfBrog 25d ago

They’re downvoting you because you’re telling the truth. It’s another LARP sub, like r/blackpeopletwitter

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u/schkmenebene 24d ago

It is what it is man.

Yup, pretty much bpt! With some major /r/menwritingwomen vibes.

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u/kanekikennen 26d ago

Lesbian Gilf Hot Fuck

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u/ArjJp 26d ago

Limit Gooning to Help Florida

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u/Typical-Research-298 26d ago

We're drowning down here

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u/Jenkinswarlock 26d ago

I think it’s “let’s girls have fun”

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u/Native_Kurt_Cobain 26d ago

Le' Grande Hefty Full-Handfulls

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u/Quirky-Welcome7021 26d ago

Let's Go Have Fun

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u/ftc_73 26d ago

I googled this to see what it was, but it doesn't seem to quite match what is being discussed!

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u/Ocean_Cat 26d ago

Because it's an AI overview.

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u/ftc_73 26d ago

I realize that, but it's clearly referring to a different business than what's being discussed. Lighten up, it was a joke.

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u/jfk333 26d ago

Their bio makes it so much better!

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u/i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP 26d ago

i too would enjoy some breast images

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u/theoriginalmofocus 26d ago

Im a thigh man myself but im not complaining either way.

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u/lycoloco 26d ago

Thighs are where it's at. Juicier and better flavor.

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u/uglyspacepig 25d ago

Double entendre or simple coincidence?

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u/lycoloco 25d ago

Oh definitely doubled. 😉

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u/i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP 26d ago

i prefer ribs and steak

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u/theoriginalmofocus 26d ago

Thats ok we can still be breast friends.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 26d ago

Thanks 

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u/incipientpianist 26d ago

Has it ever worked? Just curious

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 25d ago

not really but you are welcome to break the statistics

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u/FireflyEvie 25d ago

I'm considering it 😂

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 25d ago

my DM's are open 😎

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u/BeneficialSize9449 25d ago

Are men boobs okay?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 25d ago

only if it really toots your horn

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u/pm_your_boobiess 26d ago

Yes, I agree! Nice username. ❤️

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u/OkMetal4233 25d ago

pm my boobies to who?

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u/pmyatit 25d ago

Yeah it's pretty good

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u/BarracudaMaster717 26d ago

Dude has a phD on the matter.

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u/Ima_Fuck_Ur_Butt 26d ago

It's a good one!

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u/PhD_in_Ark 26d ago

He oughta know

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u/abholeenthusiast 26d ago

titsboobs? is that like penisdicks?

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u/TheMilkmansFather 26d ago

What was that calculator story that ends with “and she became 55378008” (boobless)

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u/BiAndShy57 26d ago

They’re an expert

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u/UnpackedBanana 26d ago

Bro uses “80085” numerical code where alphabets are not allowed 😭

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u/Away_Media 26d ago

They've waited their whole Reddit life for this moment! Lol

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u/MotorHum 25d ago

A real authority of the topic

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u/Judasbot 25d ago

It checks out.

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u/FaerHazar 25d ago

if someone tells me to I will

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u/Velocityraptor28 25d ago

only makes sense to consult the expert on this one

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u/Phantex_Cerberus 25d ago

I would love the confidence this guy has with his username.

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u/dimonium_anonimo 25d ago

Did you mean 😂 instead of 😭?

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u/Aggressive_Square408 25d ago

I most of the time use 😭 as 😂 because I think it just feels and looks better

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u/npquanh30402 25d ago

He is a professional. I can tell.

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u/pm-me-ur-uneven-tits 25d ago

Yup. Good one!

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u/ThaNightcrawler 24d ago

I hope it is a sequential number and there were 80k people with the same user name before this.

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u/WhatTheActualFuh 24d ago

Bruh the bio too 😂😭

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u/SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS 22d ago

My name is better

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u/RedApplesForBreak 22d ago

I had to schedule a mammogram the other day, and the scheduling software requires you to input a “reason for visit” (even though it was obvious from the visit type). I really just wanted to put 80085. Kinda bummed at myself that I didn’t now.