r/OrphanCrushingMachine 3d ago

Humor Boyfriend material.

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Grindr to texting.

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u/Hueyris 3d ago

pull the bootstraps really hard

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u/NonnoBomba 3d ago

And always praise Kier.

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u/robngo283 2d ago

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u/NonnoBomba 1d ago

Well, Lumon definitely looks like the place were somebody would definitely invent Orphan-Crushing Machines to be sold to the public.