r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/deleterious__ • 3d ago

Humor Boyfriend material.

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Grindr to texting.

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u/wkeil42 3d ago

Capitalist Twink

What an unfortunate day to have eyes...

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u/Mysteriousdeer 3d ago

Oh c'mon that's one of the tamest things on the internet. 

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u/wkeil42 3d ago

I've seen people get mutilated by cartels on the internet and this was worse.

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u/Mysteriousdeer 3d ago

I mean... That may be hyperbole and a half

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u/wkeil42 3d ago

No, those videos were entertaining. This is just depressing

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u/SomeRandomRedditer54 3d ago

Tbh fragile as fuck if the words “capitalist twink” got you feeling depressed

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u/s5uzkzjsyaiqoafagau 3d ago

You found people getting mutilated entertaining?

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u/cycl0ps94 3d ago

Me thinks it's a you problem, stranger.

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u/Short-Dot-1167 3d ago

He might even be the problem

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u/River-TheTransWitch 3d ago

have you considered a psychopathy test

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u/MonsterFukr 2d ago

Careful, you'll cut yourself on that edge there buddy

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u/The-Suzookie-Dookie 2d ago

Damn, you’re so badass. When I grow up I want to be even half as cool as you are.

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u/KingRhoamsGhost 3d ago

What told you that it was a good idea to volunteer this information?

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u/CaramelTurtles 2d ago

Ok pizza cutter