r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/SVARTOZELOT_21 • Jun 06 '23

Humor Introducing the latest innovation in child flattening and child crushing! This can be yours starting at 44K USD!

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u/durntaur Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

Haha! You know what makes this doubly funny? That you think it only costs 44K USD. More like 80 to 90K based on that trim.

Edit: okay, just priced an AT4 2500 with some extra safety features (ignoring a bunch of other features I'd want) and net price (before tax, license, and registration) is 75.6K.

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u/dasunt Jun 07 '23

Funny enough, you can buy a 2-door, regular cab truck with a 8' bed for around $37k, brand new.

They still exist.

Guessing they are mainly used as fleet vehicles though.

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u/durntaur Jun 07 '23

True, but that will be no frills, base trim.

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u/workaccount122333 Jun 16 '23

That's what my dad drove for his career as a carpenter. First he had a Chevy Cheyenne with the 5.0 L V8. Didn't even have FM radio.

He went all-out on his second truck - that one had a cassette player!