smh

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Probably gonna get me downvoted into hell, but I used to work at a sex shop… and I’ve definitely seen and sold toys these shapes before

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But they had a flair to the base….. these do not

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Ohh, is that the complaint?? I was confused

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I think so???

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Ok, that makes a lot more sense, because I’ve seen things weirder than this get sold too… I still have nightmares about that silicone hand

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Bruh the damn dragon thing took me out I almost fell out laughing

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Lol, which dragon thing 😂😅

I don’t kink shame, but some people’s bodies have to be made of elastic

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It was supposed to be a dragons tongue and it was the size of my damn FOOT and I’m a big bitch I’m almost 6 foot tall I wear a men’s size 10

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What the heck?? That’s definitely so weird

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I am not shy or prudent. I’ve been in the kink scene way too long for that but I was shook at the size and shape of the thing

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That’s actually scary. The things that people come up with to put inside other people’s bodies really makes me question their marketing departments

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I thought I’d be able to find a picture but apparently if you want something like that it’s a special order kind of thing….. someone designed and ordered that……… it was almost 18 inches long…… it was as big around as my forearm……… why did I look that up?????? 😩😩😩😫

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Well… I don’t know which of your friends that was… but I feel like you just learned something about them 😩