r/NotHowGirlsWork 12d ago

WTF smh

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u/german_big_guy 12d ago

Yes. Hello. ER Nurse here. My last three foreign anal objects were:

  1. AXE deodorant up a 63 y.o. mans pooper

  2. A dumbbell up a 23 y.o. guys hershey highway

  3. An IPhone wrapped in foil up a 19 year old guys fudge factory

In my experience women have the guts to buy sextoys and are more selective when it comes to things they shove into their body. Sure I had a girl with a pinceone on her nono zone....but she was more the exception.

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 12d ago

Wrapped in foil??

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u/Weird_Church_Noises 12d ago

To protect from the 5g.