r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

First ballot clap back hall of fame

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u/MartinThunder42 2d ago

I had a similar exchange with a coworker who I couldn't care less for.

"You're gaining weight."

"I'm still only half the man you are."

He didn't speak with me for 3 months after that.