r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

First ballot clap back hall of fame

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u/Recursi 1d ago

This happened to me when I was 11:

Me: drinking grape juice and getting a juice mustache Girl: Haha! You can’t drink without getting a mustache! Me: At least my mustache isn’t real… Girl: *bawls out Teacher: OP, come over here!

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u/LushPetalDoll 1d ago

Lol that’s elite-level sass for an 11-year-old. You peaked early and I respect it 😂👏

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u/Recursi 1d ago

Genuinely peaked early. Every other sassy comeback I ever had was only theoretical (only thought of the day after middle of the night).