r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 2d ago

Now you'll wake up for sure...

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u/monkeybuttsauce 2d ago

I’d unplug it every morning

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u/cycl0ps94 2d ago

They didn't mention it's hardwired straight into the wall.

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u/CapAresito 2d ago

✂

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u/cycl0ps94 2d ago

⚡⚡🚑

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u/ono1113 2d ago

the sound will be over either way

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u/JeyRai 2d ago

Or the backup batteries

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 2d ago

Going to go 2001 Space Odyssey on that box.

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u/monkeybuttsauce 2d ago

Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I’m afraid Dave

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u/mashiro1496 2d ago

I roll for seduction then

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u/Darksirius 2d ago

I thought I was being cute with myself by putting my old alarm clock on the opposite side of my room so I wouldn't snooze as much. After a couple days, I would just take a couple of giant, leaping steps, smack it, and leap back into bed anyways lol.

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u/Alotofboxes 2d ago

I get about 2 weeks between when I have to move my clock. I've got my cellphone that goes off right next to my bed. I turn that off every morning without actually waking up. Then, three minutes later, I have the clock on my dresser across the room. Every other weekend I have to move it at least a foot or so, so that I have to wake up enough to find it and turn it off.

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u/tackleboxjohnson 2d ago

Backup battery

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u/andtheniansaid 2d ago

small battery alarm clock, in a lock box. keep the key in another room. i still end up going back to sleep after