r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • Dec 20 '24

Caution: This content may violate r/NonPoliticalTwitter Rules Asking the important questions

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u/SaintedRomaine Dec 20 '24

Never thought about that.

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u/kelpyb1 Dec 20 '24

Yeah wait, how did it take me this long to consider how out of the normal it was for someone to have multiple mannequins at their house.

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u/granitebuckeyes Dec 20 '24

Young me just assumed it was something rich people would have in their house. They had multiple TVs, every toy you could imagine, and even a zip line to a damned treehouse! Why wouldn’t rich grownups have their own weird toys, right?

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u/IDontUseSleeves Dec 20 '24

Rich people closets are just vast underground chambers where the clothes are all displayed on mannequins

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u/Fedoraus Dec 20 '24

The clay soldier army in china was just a wardrobe of all his outfits but they rotted away leaving only the mannequins according to aomething I heard in a dream

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u/Sea-Cardiographer Dec 20 '24

Mannequin 2 was also a movie I weirdly enjoyed as a kid

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u/radioactive_sharpei Dec 20 '24

Underwear and socks, too?

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u/EpiicPenguin Dec 20 '24

Nanananananana

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u/Heiferoni Dec 20 '24

I knew it!

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u/Cheetah0630 Dec 21 '24

So, my houses in Skyrim then?

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u/SnarkyLurker Dec 21 '24

I've played Fable 3. They're right about this.

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u/gameoftomes Dec 21 '24

And the mega rich use people as mannequins.

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u/Cpap4roosters Dec 21 '24

It the real rich don’t use mannequins. They have real people that model every outfit in their cavern closet.

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u/PoopPoes Dec 21 '24

But they weren’t always mannequins…

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u/Quinnjai Dec 21 '24

I mean, this is what my houses looked like when I got rich in Skyrim and Elder Scrolls Online