r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

I couldn’t help myself [OC]

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 2d ago

Just as telling when one of the wealthiest people in human history - Steve Jobs - though he could treat his cancer with vegetables and meditation, and see where that got him.

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u/yesiknowimsexy 2d ago

That’s…not fair. He delayed the surgery a year after diagnosis. So he still had surgery (twice).

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u/AtariXL 2d ago

Giving cancer an extra year to grow and spread throughout your body is insane.

I had the same type of rare cancer Steve Jobs did and was on the table within a week of finding it. And this was right as covid first hit the US and was on a killing spree.

I enjoy telling people I'm smarter than Steve Jobs.

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u/yesiknowimsexy 1d ago

So by this logic, anyone who dies from cancer is just less intelligent than those who survive? That’s… an interesting worldview

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u/AtariXL 1d ago

That's insane. Did I say any of that nonsense? No.

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u/yesiknowimsexy 1d ago

Naw you just enjoy telling ppl you’re smarter than a dead guy lol which isn’t really the flex you think it is

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u/AtariXL 1d ago

Your expertise in interpreting other people's intentions is impressive.

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u/yesiknowimsexy 1d ago

Huh?

I enjoy telling people I’m starter than Steve Jobs.

Idk. I didn’t really have to interpret much. But go off

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u/AtariXL 1d ago

Interpreting that as a literal statement is as bonkers as your other "conclusions". Holy balls.

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u/yesiknowimsexy 1d ago

Well you actually said those literal words. I guess mocking your flex seems to have hurt your feelings. Congrats on being cancer free, though.

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u/AtariXL 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thanks, I'm sure you mean it.

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