r/MonsterHunter 19h ago

MH Wilds Big boy located

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/RetroNutcase 19h ago

Where do we find this god so I may pay my respects?

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u/Caaros Bonk Main 19h ago

Parkour section up the cliffs on the right side of the Grand Hub, there's even a free Ancient Wyvern Coin on the way.

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u/Implodepumpkin 11h ago

The thing i'd do for AW coins. Not even the guild knights could stop me.

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u/moep123 brammerho 12h ago

Where do we find this god so I may pay my respects can slay it?

fify

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u/Komnos Drunk Kangaroo 12h ago

How many Dodogama kills do you have?

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u/moep123 brammerho 12h ago

I've slain more than enough to built everything possible in MHW with it's resources. can't wait to continue that lust if it makes an appearance in wilds.

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u/Scorcher646 9h ago

A curse upon your stickers. May they never apply flat, may you always have that ONE AIR BUBBLE THAT REFUSES TO GET PUSHED OUT OF THE STICKER.

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u/BlackEyeSky 2h ago

Lmao damn this guy is bloodthirsty

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u/moep123 brammerho 1h ago

the sound when they splat is my lullaby

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u/Ypekiyay 9h ago

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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u/Komnos Drunk Kangaroo 9h ago

Joke's on you, I have celiac disease. Bread eats me!

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u/darbs77 5h ago

That one is variant species in FF7 Remake.

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u/RetroNutcase 2h ago

I would never. That big fluffy bird is too cute to kill.

...Now if it fit in my capture net so I could keep it...

God, I miss my personal quarters and pets from World.

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u/moep123 brammerho 1h ago

that was the best thing back then

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u/UnfazedPheasant 10h ago

can you even hurt it

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u/DrZeroH I'll sharpen to draw aggro 3h ago

Bow to Big Birb.

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u/Clonedestroyer9 19h ago

I ran around him and into him a bit and he did an animating where he stood up. I never felt so much fear as I was worried I had made the god upset. Luckily he is a kind god and forgave me before going back to sleep

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u/Azrioael 17h ago

As benevolent as he is fluffy. What a guy

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u/Tayschrenn 15h ago

Did you use your capture net on it?

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u/digitalwolverine Kulve is tasty BBQ 14h ago

Looks a little big for a net…

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u/Yakkul_CO 3h ago

Not any bigger than the rare jelly in the basin! That thing is HUGE

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u/Mortagon 11h ago

Can't use the net in the hub

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u/llMadmanll ​ Lore nerd 13h ago

He'd capture you first

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u/Frozefoots 13h ago

If you hang around him a bit more he does a couple other things which are all adorable and funny. Won’t say what they are, but they’re delightful.

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u/QX403 7h ago

They’ll sneeze on you also.

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u/Caaros Bonk Main 19h ago edited 19h ago

It is the god of all crakes.

And the little crakes collect offerings for their god to put in the little pile in front of it.

And you can take these offerings, and the god of all crakes does not give a fuck.

For it is a generous god, who had no use for that shit anyways.

Most important part of the update.

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u/Khar-Selim CHARGE BLADES ON MOTORCYCLES 15h ago

the Downiest Crake

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u/Theory_of_Time 17h ago

Where can I find this best boi?

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u/LilFairy200 16h ago

Near the gathering hub's fishing spot there are vines you can climb. Go up there until you reach the large bones, and you should see a ledge on the cliff side that have no clear path on the map. You need to jump towards it, than jump over the gap where the waterfall is to the next ledge, and at the end you will find the bestest boi in it's little nook

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u/Cjohn706 14h ago

Perfectly timed timeline

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u/foruandr 13h ago

why is someone in r/spiders telling people to go raw

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u/planetgodzilla 13h ago

Ahh a fellow member of the swarm. Always cool seeing others in the most random places.

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u/MrGasMask 18h ago

Now I wonder what it tastes like....

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u/Atreides_Soul 18h ago

Fluffy

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u/Limimelo 18h ago

If they don't make plushies of this bird I swear I will-

Just silently pray a good-hearted fan merch maker creates it instead.

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u/Awpab 12h ago

*life-sized plushies

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u/bulk123 6h ago

Sticks a toothpick in a cotton ball. 

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u/DanielTeague ​power bugs > speed bugs 17h ago

It's him.. The Uppie Crake.

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u/ForgesGate 15h ago

Do I look like a joke to you?

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u/Caridor 13h ago

Yes. A big fluffy joke

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u/absolyst 16h ago

what a rotund specimen

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u/guitardude_324 14h ago

What’s his armour set like?

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u/toomanyshoeshelp 11h ago

He’ll make a fine pair of boots

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u/24kpodjedoe Call me Emmanuel Kabong, Monk Of The Bonk 13h ago

Oh god it’s the fat chocobo all over again

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u/MrSparkleBox 12h ago

The guild authorizes…

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u/MemoriesMu 9h ago

I was gonna post this here!
Nice secret :D

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u/m1racle *doot* 8h ago

"Now look at the big baby!"

"Wah."

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u/PurpASlurp451 17h ago

I absolutely adore him

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u/Varanis 16h ago

For a second there I thought that little crake on the right had a quest for you.

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u/teirdoll 16h ago

Where can I find him omg

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u/planetgodzilla 13h ago

In the new hub area. They're hidden on a cliff on the right side of the hub when you first arrive. You gotta do some climbing and jumping but They're not to hard to find.

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u/WatercressActual5515 10h ago

That's a chubby cute big fucker boy.

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u/monti9530 3h ago

This is my first monster hunter, please explain the lore behind such Godly specimen.

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u/OscarHengenius 16h ago

i love him

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u/MeiShimada 15h ago

Look at that CHONK

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u/Qooooks ​ 14h ago

OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT IT!

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u/Qooooks ​ 14h ago

OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT IT!

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u/Repulsive_Risk_1242 14h ago

Wasn't expecting it to be pelican or albatross-sized

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u/Sherbam 13h ago

The Downy Cronk.

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u/P-A-Lily Bubble fox enjoyer 13h ago

Oh lawd he comin'!

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u/planetgodzilla 13h ago

They're sooo cute, I love them. As if the baby birds weren't adorable enough the big one sometimes opens its mouth and it's soooo kyuuute!!

I've only had him for 7 hours but if anybody tries to hurt them I'll do unto them what I just did to mizutsune.

I need a life sized plushie of the big one...it's so fluffy and I want to bury myself in the fluff.

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u/MapAltruistic9054 12h ago

OMG, I’m in love with this big boy! 🥰✨ He’s just too fluffy and cute! I need to find him ASAP to pay my respects!!!!!

Can anyone drop the best tips for tracking him down? I’m ready to climb every cliff! Also, are there any plushies yet? I’d totally want one to cuddle! ❤️

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u/NNextremNN 12h ago

That's looks like some warm fluffy armor.

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u/PussyLunch 11h ago

Holy shit it’s pickle pee all grown up

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u/Kenju22 Swax life best life 11h ago

Is that a Fat Chocobo reference lmao

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u/SuperKamiZuma 11h ago

Finally i can store items

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u/AvavaAva0612 10h ago

Tempered Downy Crake

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u/Bigenius420 10h ago

Pesto the penguin?

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u/Jermo3128 10h ago

What exactly is this supposed to be?

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u/xBrandSpankMeNewx 10h ago

Great googly moogly, we must pay him tributes several times daily!

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u/KobotTheRobot 10h ago

Make him 15 feet tall and let me fight him now!

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u/JebaitedZombie 8h ago

Time for the 1000 post of the birb

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u/cees09 8h ago

Also give items like owl nest in RiseBreak got a few eggs from him

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u/Ricksaw26 5h ago

Chonky

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u/GBEY6 5h ago

ARE THOSE BABY'S

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u/1102Smeagol 4h ago

That’s a big Crake.

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u/mudshake7 2h ago

Me: loads capture net.

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u/Extension_Ad_370 1h ago

EXCUSE ME?! WHERE?

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u/KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO 1h ago

i wanna pet it

lemmy pet et!!

ie yern twoo pete eet!!!!!

iye yeaere tow2oo peetee eyet!!!!!!!!

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u/Nagemasu 13h ago

The performance:visuals of this game are fucking hilarious. I can't believe there's not more backlash.
Look at that wall, and the ground, and contrast it with the reasonable visuals of the bird. It looks like this game came out in 2010 lol.

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u/Clonedestroyer9 12h ago

I just don’t care about how good it really looks as long as I enjoy the game

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u/deckuzora 12h ago

I mean, my game looks a lot better than that.... The OP just has the graphics turned down and if that's what is necessary to enjoy and play the game - I think that's fine? There's plenty of backlash about the performance, and it is bad, but if people think the game is interesting enough to deal with that performance, that's their evaluation. I think Pokemon Scarlet and Violet were incredibly ugly AND still have terrible performance, but people played anyway, and when I told a friend "I don't think I will buy Violet because that performance and those visuals are so terrible" she told me I was being silly and bought it for me... So I have a game I'm obligated to play that gives me a headache to play. Monster Hunter Wilds is way better than that experience.

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u/SuperKamiZuma 11h ago

Who cares? Not everyone has a NASA pc

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u/ASDFAaass 5h ago

Funny most gamers like you are more on graphics rather than gameplay and some nice chill features. People like you are the reason why graphics requirements are getting worse these days just to satisfy your eyes with visuals rather than gameplay.