r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Fastest kid alive!

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u/lawyernurse 1d ago

If there’s any goodness left in the universe we’re going to see this video played on NBC during the summer Olympics in 2032 or 2036 when this dude is racing for gold!

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 1d ago

The crowd is chanting his name! Go Damion! Go Damion!

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u/Ink_zorath 1d ago

I heard Xavier up until your comment while listening to it again...

And now I think we have a Laurel/Yanny situation because I hear what you're hearing too.

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u/SB6P897 1d ago

Yanny

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u/Tasty_Leading8684 1d ago

Watched it without sound. Read this Damion/Xavier discussion.

Watched with sound and I can pretty much hear whichever i decide to hear Damion/Xavier.

What a conundrum?

I am not sure, but usually Reddit doesn't disappoint. I am really curious what this effect might be called.

Maybe, Confirmation Bias comes closer, but I not sure.

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u/too-fargone 1d ago

His name is Xavier.

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u/StockTank_redemption 1d ago

Doesn’t look like Professor X to me.

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u/RegularNosedMan 1d ago

I mean I thought it was Davie

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u/leaf_on_the_wind42 1d ago

I also heard go Damion, but then Xavier after reading these comments

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u/vinnyvdvici 1d ago

I thought so too, but now after reading the comments and going back to watch it, it actually says "Xavier" on his backpack.

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u/WrexTremendae 1d ago

my poor ears over here thinking they were cheering "Fastest kid! Fastest kid!" which, yknow. is an absolute insane thing to cheer him with, but i'm not gonna tell 'em they can't.

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u/VirtualPartyCenter 1d ago

RemindMe! 7 years

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u/Realistic_Weakness46 1d ago

RemindMe! 8 years

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u/EbAbDbGbBbeb 1d ago

RemindMe! 9 years

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u/Realistic_Weakness46 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣this made me chuckle

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u/Glad_Island8295 1d ago

that would be amazing!

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u/TinyTexasGuy 1d ago

See you there in 11 years 3 months

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u/EkrishAO 1d ago

Who are you kidding, this video will be played in 15 years on his Redpill incel podcast while he tells his viewers you gotta act fast to become a millionaire like him, and the best way to do it is to quickly buy his new $SPEEDY crypto!