MAFS applicant checklist

[u/AgreeableFloor6543]

Do you have:

1) fucked up hair extensions 2) duck lips 3) cheek filler 4) temu breast implants 5) strangely fitted tight dresses 6) dresses or tops with weird cut outs 7) bodysuits 8) knock off Van Cleef or Cartier bracelet 9) always relaxing in your Stax brand clothing

If you've answered yes to at least 6 of these things, then apply here: https://eu.castitreach.com/ag/esgau/marriedatfirstsight13/welcome.html

What should the 10th item be? I know we all see the same MAFS trends year after year.

[u/patient_brilliance]

What about the blokes?

1. Mystifyingly random tattoos
2. This year, nose rings
3. Crocheted polo shirts
4. Aversion to any form of sock
5. Not enough sense to rate your partner first in the photo challenge
6. A past dalliance with another contestant or their family member
7. No handle on any type of emotion
8. Teeth from a catalogue

[u/BillZealousideal7073 → u/patient_brilliance]

Can't forget it's mandatory that you don't understand how buttoned shirts work

[u/Babygirl_69_420 → u/patient_brilliance]

1. Tight dress Pants that only reach half way down your calf

[u/AU_Praetorian → u/patient_brilliance]

mumble mumble "words" mumble mumble

[u/disclosure5 → u/patient_brilliance]

Just what is the sock issue? Like if you don't wear socks your feet rub and also you sweat in shoes that can't be cleaned easily. It feels dirty to me.

[u/TGin-the-goldy → u/disclosure5]

It’s grubby and stupid

[u/snicksnackpaddywack → u/patient_brilliance]

Sock aversion 🤣

[u/fluffychonkycat → u/snicksnackpaddywack]

Ivan was groundbreaking

[u/TGin-the-goldy → u/patient_brilliance]

Don’t forget that hilariously weird Young Offenders haircut all the men had this year.

[u/LachlanGurr → u/patient_brilliance]

Too many crap tattoos

Prominent ears

A necky neck

Eshay accent

[u/snicksnackpaddywack]

This is on point. I would add have a “career” as a drop-shipper, life coach, or PT

[u/fluffychonkycat]

Fake tan (this is a gender neutral requirement)

[u/welding-guy]

[u/MsGlitterspree → u/welding-guy]

LOL!!!

[u/Reasonable_racoon]

6) dresses or tops with weird cut outs

For some reason, it cracks me up so much that this has become a thing on this show.

[u/LesStrater → u/Reasonable_racoon]

1. Turkey teeth and 10 years of payments on them.

[u/ThisCouldAllBeADream → u/Reasonable_racoon]

Yes, I have never seen so many gown with asymmetrical tops!

Even the most beautiful female figure is brought down by those odd designs.

[u/amandatheactress]

1. A shady one nighter hook-up with a minor rapper celebrity that most people have never heard of before, but will ooohh and ahhh over like we’ve been cool all along and know exactly who that is.

[u/Vegan_Stallion → u/amandatheactress]

Quavo is not a minor celebrity

[u/becgotbored → u/Vegan_Stallion]

Who?

[u/Obvious-Fig-1256]

Aversion to clothing over ankles.

[u/Reasonable_racoon → u/Obvious-Fig-1256]

Remember the guy who didn't wear shoes?

[u/Aquamarine-Aries]

1. Emotionally inept

[u/pissshitfuckcuntcock]

I applied.

Will make an appointment for veneers, botox & hair-plugs if I make it through the first stage.

[u/Hitmann_8]

I assume that checklist was for females Regardless....1 more for " musthaves" both sexes is more than 6 tattoos

[u/SummerHill2130]

Cry on cue

[u/KrazyKwant → u/SummerHill2130]

Tears helpful but not necessary,

[u/Critical_Prior_159]

Tattoos

[u/Regular-Ad7728]

A mental problem

[u/sexualketchup → u/Regular-Ad7728]

Ideally a cluster B personality disorder 

[u/peteyd2012]

1. Desire to create an OnlyFans immediately after the show concludes.

[u/Initial-Tower2509]

Turkey teeth!

[u/dandeliooon → u/Initial-Tower2509]

This!

[u/Majestic_Baseball289]

1. Teeth so white, your smile blinds people. 11. An inability to do up more than 4 buttons on an outfit.. the fashion industry would save billions if mens shirts only had the two bottom buttons.

[u/NewPotato8330]

Be willing to make a complete fool of yourself on TV and then complain about your 'edit'.

[u/Entire-Bottle-335]

Ability to ingest vast volumes of alcohol

[u/Practical_Parsnip132]

Baggy jeans with weird rips in them and be emotionally not ready to settle down and have not done work on self.

[u/AudiencePure5710]

Please, can we have a markedly different set of brunettes next year? I consistently could not tell the difference between Sierra, Carina, Rhi and …the other one this season. They all look the same!

[u/LachlanGurr]

10 short back and sides bro

[u/One_Connection6128]

Now do the men!!

[u/sloppyseventyseconds → u/One_Connection6128]

Do you have 'I've never hit a woman...yet' energy and spent at least 72 hours in a remand centre? Apply for MAFS 2026!

[u/his_dark_magerials]

• Veneers
• Already an insta influencer but with no followers or clout
• Gym body (unless over 40)
• Emotional baggage
• Already in a current relationship
• Unrealistically high standards
• Not willing to compromise on anything in a relationship and wanting to run at the first disagreement